By Emily Richardson | Celebrity | December 21, 2023 |
By Emily Richardson | Celebrity | December 21, 2023 |
Did you know the Osbourne family has a podcast? Me neither. But they do, and it’s called The Osbournes Podcast. Hey, desperate times call for desperate measures. This week, Page Six reported that, on the latest episode, Kelly Osbourne informed her family that she wants plastic surgery for Christmas.
Dad Ozzy immediately said, “Oh f*ck. Kelly, don’t. Don’t start!” Kelly responded, “I just think it’s my time!” Mom Sharon, aka Piers Morgan’s best friend, followed up with, “It’s too early.” That’s when Jack, the second-most normal Osbourne (after Aimée, the eldest daughter who didn’t want to appear on reality TV), took a good, long, hard look at his mother and said, “I’m pretty sure that you were … what? How old were you when you first started your journey down the road of cosmetic surgery?” After 71-year-old Sharon replied that she was in her early forties, Jack pointed out that Kelly was already 39.
Here’s the clip:
Listen, when Ozzy said he didn’t want Kelly to “start” getting plastic surgery, my “bitch, please” eyebrow rose halfway up my forehead. Cuz the Kelly in the header pic looks a lot different than the Kelly from The View or Fashion Police (although I’m sure a case can be made for makeup and filters). She recently told the Daily Mail that she’s “never done anything to my face other than a couple of injections in my lips, in my jaw, and in my forehead here.” Ahhh, the filler loophole. Not technically surgery, but, again, not nothing. Kelly’s also been on Ozempic (so has Sharon), and she got gastric sleeve surgery back in 2018 (Sharon got gastric band surgery in ‘99).
Now, if I were Kelly, I don’t know if I’d be making the jump to real plastic surgery via knife. Cuz, um, her mom is sort of a walking poster board for going too far. And if you think I’m being too mean, even Sharon admits it! Last week, she told the Sunday Times that her 2021 facelift was “the worst thing” she ever did:
“I looked like Cyclops. I had one eye here and one eye there and my mouth was all skewwhiff, and then I had to wait for that to heal before I could go back and have it corrected.”
Before that, Sharon had claimed she was done with surgery: “And then you go, ‘One last, one last…’” The Meghan Markle-hater also blames vanity, ego, and comments like, “Oh, you look great for your age.” Courteney Cox said something similar about getting addicted to injectables: “It’s a domino effect. You don’t realize that you look a little off, so then you keep doing more because you look normal to yourself.” More celebs with plastic surgery regrets. Take note, Kelly and other youngins!