Kim Kardashian vs. Taylor Swift, she of scales and forked tongue, has been the greatest battle of our or any time, with the farthest-reaching implications. All of us have been affected. One day when we’re old, who among us could ever forget where they were when they first learned of the war betwixt these two foes? Hashtag never forget.
And with any historic event, you have those who try to insert themselves into the fray, to attempt desperately to capture even a taste of the glory. And today that person is Justin Bieber.
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Private Justin Bieber of Ontario entered the battle today, August 2, 2016. He posted a screenshot to Instagram featuring a FaceTime hang sesh with General Kanye West and his friends. Private Bieber captioned the image “Taylor swift what up.” He was descended upon by the loyal supporters of Colonel Swift and mass carnage ensued.
Rest in peace, Private Bieber.
Continue to rest in peace, Colonel Swift.
You’ll always be in our hearts.
Long live Dictators for Life Kim and Kanye.