Jessica Simpson Tries to Ride the 50 Shades of Grey Wave in a Weird Photoshoot

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | February 16, 2015 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | February 16, 2015 |

There comes a time in the life cycle of every celebrity where no one wants to take their picture anymore. When that time comes, you get on Instagram, ride the problematic coattails of the latest blockbuster and DIY that shit.

That’s what Jessica Simpson and her football player MBA candidate husband who knows a thing or two about coattails decided to do with a personal photoshoot she’s entitled “Fifty Shades of Johnson” which is hilarious.

#FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON

A photo posted by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) on Feb 15, 2015 at 1:02am PST

I'm so in love with you #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON

A photo posted by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) on Feb 15, 2015 at 1:05am PST

V-Day #FIFTYSHADESOFJOHNSON

A photo posted by Jessica Simpson (@jessicasimpson) on Feb 15, 2015 at 12:57am PST

I don’t know what’s happening in that last picture but it’s very “Oh, Rexy, you’re so sexy.”

In fact, this whole thing is giving me some “lips are for kissing, baby, je t’adore, MWAH!” vibes so let’s just bust that out right now and call it a day.