Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | February 16, 2015
There comes a time in the life cycle of every celebrity where no one wants to take their picture anymore. When that time comes, you get on Instagram, ride the problematic coattails of the latest blockbuster and DIY that shit.
That’s what Jessica Simpson and her football player MBA candidate husband who knows a thing or two about coattails decided to do with a personal photoshoot she’s entitled “Fifty Shades of Johnson” which is hilarious.
I don’t know what’s happening in that last picture but it’s very “Oh, Rexy, you’re so sexy.”
In fact, this whole thing is giving me some “lips are for kissing, baby, je t’adore, MWAH!” vibes so let’s just bust that out right now and call it a day.
