Human Pile of Scarves Finally Deigns to Pay His Divorce Settlement
Johnny Depp is the worst. We know this. So when a story broke recently that “Amber Heard hasn’t paid those charities the money she promised,” it was very obviously Depp who originated it. This was made more obvious by the fact that the reason Heard hadn’t donated her divorce settlement money to the charities is because Depp hadn’t paid out the divorce settlement from which she would be donating said money to these charities. Because he is the worst.
Well, he finally decided to hand over the money. The $7 million of his $400 million worth. At some point within the next year.
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard finally hammered out their divorce settlement, and the charities she promised to fund will get their cash … with a slight delay. Sources connected to the exes tell us Johnny will pay Amber $6.8 million — that’s the $7 mil originally agreed upon, minus the $200k he already donated to the ACLU and Children’s Hospital L.A. in her name. We’re told she’ll get all the money within about 12 months.
Great. The charities who need money now more than ever will get it and everyone can move on with their lives.
But not without one final petty remark, courtesy of
Johnny Depp “sources not connected with Amber” guys it’s Johnny Depp, let’s be real.
Amber will then follow through on her vow to donate ALL of her settlement dough. We’re told she’ll make multiple payments to CHLA and the ACLU … with the plan being to pay the full amount by the end of 2018. Sources not connected with Amber are scoffing, saying they don’t think the charities will ever get the money.
Oh and this is how they headlined this story:
Johnny Depp and all his minions are petty pieces of shit.
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