Hot Girl Summer is an amorphous, beautiful thing that people embraced without really understanding the meaning of it, or if they were using it properly in context. It was kind of like a semicolon that way.
Yesterday was the first official day of fall, so the reign of Hot Girl Summer is officially over. But fret not, my pet, as Megan Thee Stallion has officially declared Hot Girl Fall. Take that, pumpkin spice season, your time in the rapidly dwindling amount of sun is over! Apologies in advance for the sheer amount of Jimmy Fallon in this video. I guess he can’t help himself?
OK, first off we all agree— Andy Samberg would have done a much better job supporting Megan on this track, yes? Yes.
More importantly though, the grand marshal of all things Hot Girl, Megan Thee Stallion has granted all Hot Girls another season to do whatever it is they do! How will you be celebrating it?
Personally, I plan to not wear pants with judgmental waistbands, even if it means I only leave the house in sweats. If I get called out on it, I will just shrug and say it’s Hot Girl Fall.
That’s just the start of it, though. I’m going to take fiber supplements, because I think I don’t get enough of it in my diet (which consists mainly of potato chips that I eat late at night, in my sweats). I will also plan to not leave the house unless absolutely necessary because for me, hell is other people and avoiding them is what Hot Girl Fall is all about, right!? Finally, to celebrate Hot Girl Fall, I fully intend to catch up on all the new fall TV, and find a new show to hate-watch and compare to The Ghost Whisperer, the greatest television show of all time.
How about you? How will you spend Hot Girl Fall?
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