A couple captured Charlie Sheen on their cell phone this week as he was roaming around the Taco Bell parking lot, as he is wont to do when the Tiger Blood gets in his system. He’s clearly hammered (and admits as much), and apparently, the hookers and blow he has back at the house weren’t enough to satisfy him. What he really needed was a goddamn Crunchwrap.
Rich people are f**king weird, y’all. Million of fucking dollars and the guy wants a f**king taco that smells like wet cat food. That’s how deeply the fast-food industry has its claws in us. The cocaine and fast-food industry are clearly in cahoots.
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