Happy Birthday, TMZ: You Princes of Class, You Kings of Go F*ck Yourself

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | November 8, 2011 |

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | November 8, 2011 |

TMZ celebrates their sixth birthday today. Yes, six years of knowing every single detail about even minor celebrity deaths, right down to the crash photos. Six years of sitting outside stars’ homes and doctors’ appointments under the guise of “entertainment journalism.” Six years of this clownshoe:

Look! They even made a pretty collage of all the good they’ve done and all the entertaining stories they’ve reported for our enjoyment and schadenfreude!

Aw, fer cute…wait…

Happy birthday, TMZ. Where would we be without you? *sigh* Because I dream about that world sometimes. Life seems happier there.