I haven’t done a character count on it, but I assume that this tweet must be a haiku, or at least part of a collection of Twitter poetry that Jaden Smith is collecting for publication. All I know is that, when I read it, I felt suddenly very alone.

I Saw Owen Wilson One Time From A Distance And We Just Stared At Each Other, Then His Car Drove Off.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 30, 2015

So profound.

Don't Become Attached Cause Then You Disconnect And Once You Gather Stress You'll Be Obsessed With Flipin Checks•

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 24, 2015

Oh My God. Kid just BLEW MY MIND.

Her Lips Though.

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 24, 2015

YES. Exactly.

"Every Rich Kid Has A Sweet 16 So Why Didn't We Hear About Jaden's?" OHH Wait He Didn't Have One!

— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 17, 2015

It’s like we’re the SAME person in different bodies sharing the SAME soul.

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— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 14, 2015

MIND. BLOWN.

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