I haven’t done a character count on it, but I assume that this tweet must be a haiku, or at least part of a collection of Twitter poetry that Jaden Smith is collecting for publication. All I know is that, when I read it, I felt suddenly very alone.
I Saw Owen Wilson One Time From A Distance And We Just Stared At Each Other, Then His Car Drove Off.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 30, 2015
Don't Become Attached Cause Then You Disconnect And Once You Gather Stress You'll Be Obsessed With Flipin Checks•— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 24, 2015
Oh My God. Kid just BLEW MY MIND.
Her Lips Though.— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 24, 2015
"Every Rich Kid Has A Sweet 16 So Why Didn't We Hear About Jaden's?" OHH Wait He Didn't Have One!— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 17, 2015
It’s like we’re the SAME person in different bodies sharing the SAME soul.
222— Jaden Smith (@officialjaden) April 14, 2015