Everything about John Travolta that Made Everyone Massively Uncomfortable During the Oscars

Oh. Oh Glom Gozingo. Why do you do this.

There was all the touching of the Idina face.

There was this unfortunately creeptastic screencapterbatch.

There was his stay at the Grand Biden-Pest Hotel.

There was this hair from the Bob Evil collection and eyeliner from Pete Wentz’s Caboodle.

There was his wearing of nana’s best necklace, reserved only for hitting up the early bird at MCL Cafeteria.

When we look back and remember John Travolta, let us not remember him this way. Let’s always instead remember him this way.

And maybe this way.