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Everyone Be Cool! Kate Middleton’s Birthday Was Not Forgotten by Prince William

By Kate Hudson | Celebrity | January 10, 2019 |

By Kate Hudson | Celebrity | January 10, 2019 |


Look, I know you, like me, spent most of yesterday in a low-level panic. All day you kept questioning to yourself, “Did he remember this time? DID HE?” and I’m here to set your stress levels to zero because he did remember! He did!!


Prince William remembered Kate Middleton’s 37th birthday!!


How do I know that he remembered? He told us, so.

I mean, look, the chances of him forgetting her birthday are slim to none, mainly because I don’t doubt for a second that the English Royal Family has a staff member whose sole job is to remember birthdays and then send a daily morning email announcing whose birthday it is that day, in a kicky sans serif font that doesn’t take itself too seriously, to the entire Royal Family.

We don’t know how the Duchess of Cambridge spent this birthday. She could have spent it quietly at home, gone bowling, or sky dived. All we know at present is that her husband, William the Duke of Cambridge, remembered …this time. It goes to show that the Royal Birthday Reminderer really isn’t sleeping on his or her job, because the Royals’ official Instagram had this to share as well:

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Happy Birthday to HRH The Duchess of Cambridge! The Duchess undertakes royal duties in support of The Queen, both in the UK and overseas - and devotes her time to supporting charitable causes and organisations, several of which are centred around providing children with the best possible start in life. 📷PA

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Look for more “Meghan Markle and Kate hate each other articles” in the coming days, because we’re going to find out how Meghan did or did not acknowledge Kate’s birthday, and you know tabloids are going to dine out on that for a long time. Then look for her garbage dad Thomas to weigh in, and the rest of her horror show Markle half-siblings to try to ride that wave as well.


So, I know some of you might be panicking right now because you did forget Kate’s birthday, and you’re trying to scramble to find a last minute gift for her. Not to fret my pet, because I’m about to share some insider knowledge that will make shopping for her a breeze.

According to my sources at People, Kate Middleton has singularly brought back headbands.


You’re welcome!

Kate is a staff contributor. You can follow her on Twitter.

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