Elizabeth Olsen Tries to Cover Her CapAss Tracks with a Hiddleston
Sometimes Most alleged celebrity shenanigans make no sense, but this one is über-ridiculous. Still, it’s fun and it involves two of our favorites — Avengers and Pajiba 10 candidates, both.
Rumor has it our Cap, aka Chris Evans, is actually a bit of a naughty scamp who likes to date around, but also wants to maintain his reputation as a nice boy who’ll offer a helping hand to kids and Golden Girls alike. So when Evans went right from his Lily Collins break-up to an Avengers: Age of Ultron and Captain America: Civil War co-star, I guess he wanted to keep it on the down low. And his secret paramour was willing and able to come up with the cover-lover of all time, fellow Avenger and brilliant Cap-imitator, Tom Hiddleston.
“Chris and Lizzie are definitely involved in some kind of ultra-secret romance that’s being kept under wraps while they shoot. The attraction between them has been there form day one.
But Chris is paranoid about his womanizing becoming public while he’s on this multi-picture deal with Marvel. He’s protecting his image, and will bend over backwards to keep things quiet!”
Well, if this is true, I’ve got to hand it to Olsen for both her media savvy and her taste. And, if it’s not true…well, I’ve still got to hand it to the person who came up with the story, because a) it’s magically delicious, and b) it gives me an excuse to post this:
and this (not that I ever really need an excuse):
Now, who’s a slut?
Perhaps I’ve had too much caffeine.