Don't Tell Charlize Theron You Want to Make Love to Her

Look, there are many ways one can proposition another consenting adult for sex, but Charlize Theron is here to say that she’d really rather you didn’t ask to “make love” to her because that will make her dry heave, which would put quite a damper on the mood. It gives her the ick.

And that’s what you need to know about Charlize Theron, and probably most women. Don’t say “make love,” because no woman wants to “make” anything with you. She wants you to “do” something to her, but don’t say “do,” either, because that’s lame. Maybe just don’t talk, but also make sure you get consent.

This message has been brought to you by Charlize Theron and subway hot takes and it may or may not apply to Boys II Men. In fact, I’m guessing that it does not, because, true story, I once saw a clearly inebriated Charlize Theron, in person, get freaky on a stage with Seth Rogen and Boys II Men at SXSW while they performed “I’ll Make Love to You,” so maybe Theron is sending mixed messages about “love making.”

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