By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | October 30, 2015 |
By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | October 30, 2015 |
A few weeks back, Chrissy Teigen swore that she’d had it with the intrusive unsolicited opinions of the internet and pledged to keep her social media pregnancy-free. Lucky for us, that pledge didn’t last long. This past Wednesday, she posted a picture to Instagram of a big bowl of her nightly pregnancy craving of sugary rainbow cereals.
Now sure, those things are basically poison (delicious, delicious poison), but hey guess what! Unless You are Chrissy Teigen, Chrissy Teigen’s doctor, her mother, or maybe John Legend— or someone else whom she SPECIFICALLY ASKED— you don’t get to share your opinion on her food choices. Apparently, no one told that to hordes of Teigen’s followers, because they had THOUGHTS. Chrissy, though, was having none of it.
if you wanna give me unsolicited baby advice on the damn cereal I eat/what I wear u better unlock your profile so I can see your perfection
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 29, 2015
yes I am living off dyed food. tuna too!! Gonna try to dye my tuna actually. Then have an icy, dyed vodka soda and that's just lunch
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 29, 2015
Then I'm gonna fuckin take the trapeze class I've been meaning to take
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 29, 2015
Then maybe do a 3 legged race then probably rent sumo suits and battle strangers
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 29, 2015
Then a nice cigar in the hot tub oh today will be a delight indeed
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 29, 2015
OHHHHHH, SHIIIIIIIT.
Those judgy Twitter lame-o’s are gonna need some serious treatment for all those burns.
For what it’s worth, Teigen apologized. Unnecessarily, but good for her, I guess. Her high road is full of delicious rainbow cereal flakes.
I have a cold y'all were right about the cereal
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) October 30, 2015