In case you missed it, Bill Hader’s Stefon returned to “Weekend Update” last night, and he had a brilliant time at the expense of former MTV Sports Guy, Dan Cortese.

I don’t remember which late-night show I saw the interview on, but Hader once said that the reason he frequently cracks up as Stefon is because they f**k with the cue cards on him, and insert things designed to make him laugh. I think whoever was running the cue cards last night was having a very good time with Dan Cortese.

At any rate, it was the first time many of us have heard Cortese’s name since the last Rock n Jock event on MTV in 2011. Cortese, however, squeezed every last ounce of relevancy out of the experience on Twitter last night and this morning, and good for him.

Yo @nbcsnl & #stefon I would've responded sooner but me & Winger are killin' it #Rocknjock style at Hooters in Cleveland! See u next week!

— Dan Cortese (@dancortese) October 12, 2014

Close…still in line 😳 RT @TWHToni: @dancortese doesn't know he is trending because he is out at the club. #HaderOnSNL #SNL

— Dan Cortese (@dancortese) October 12, 2014

In my Club Whimsy tank & bandana @QofTU: The only thing that wouldve made the @SNLupdate better is if @dancortese had walked out. #Stefon

— Dan Cortese (@dancortese) October 12, 2014

Ain't no party like a Plushy Party! RT @jimholt: #PartiedwithDanCortese @dancortese @nbcsnl pic.twitter.com/saRHwglSMY

— Dan Cortese (@dancortese) October 12, 2014

Still in bed cuz I #PartiedwithDanCortese RT @ammamarfo: 12 hours & still no sign of @dancortese Can someone check NYCs hottest nightclubs?

— Dan Cortese (@dancortese) October 12, 2014

Rockin' like Dokken! RT @sassysarsi: @dancortese you ARE the ultimate 90's "Rock 'n Jock" you own twitterverse this weekend #mtvsports

— Dan Cortese (@dancortese) October 12, 2014

@RikiRachtman Correction I used to misspell the names for u! #naturalblonde #PartiedwithDanCortese hope life is good, my brotha!! #mtvfamily

— Dan Cortese (@dancortese) October 12, 2014

Here’s Dan Cortese’s Twitter photo these days, because OF COURSE IT IS.

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