Guys, I kind of have tears rolling down my face. When you hear how poor kid Jakelet — who was clearly traumatized by his Dad’s elaborate Halloween costumes — you have to laugh. His description of trying to Trick-or-Treat in the last one is what really got me. Poor kid.

It wasn’t like “Hey Dad, I want to be a superhero…it was like a month-long promenade towards Halloween…we designed it, and there were drawings, and then every day after homework I had to do it with him.”

Parents, let this be a lesson to you. No white spandex, ever!

Cindy Davis, (Twitter) wishes you a bootiful Friday.

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