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Chrissy Teigen Is Really Regretting That 'No Hot Nannies' Joke

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | September 14, 2015 |

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | September 14, 2015 |


We all know that by this point the internet is basically a fire swamp of outrage just lying in wait for new sustenance. Sometimes the targets are justified, like when Rob Marshall announces a Mary Poppins sequel, but other times the internet must remind humans that jokes will not be tolerated. Such was the case when Chrissy Teigen, your favorite frequently naked Instagrammer of dogs and food, was asked during a Fashion Week red carpet interview last week to share her tips for a successful marriage. Teigen responded with what she says is a running joke between her and John Legend: “No hot nannies, drivers, or maids.” She followed up those comments with a jab at how she has to keep an eye on her “cute” assistant because men will “do the do.” Now, whether or not you think her joke was funny, it very clearly WAS a joke, which should only have felt pointed if you are one of three people involved in a Batfleck nanny scandal. Still, when run through the Internet Outrage Translator, what came back was something along the lines of “CHRISSY TEIGEN HATES WOMEN.” Or at the very least “Chrissy Teigen has unfair hiring practices and also maybe hates women.”

Sure, we’ve been known to latch onto stupid things celebrities say and barrage them with tweets and headlines until they apologize a few hours or days later, but Teigen made these comments LAST WEDNESDAY. Two days later, she was still under attack.

Did you think a weekend would get people to calm down and focus on something else? Well nope, cause it’s mid-September and there’s f*ck-all else going on! As of writing this, Chrissy Teigen’s hot nanny comments are still trending on Facebook, five days later.

Don’t worry, though. She has the perfect self-designated punishment.

Congratulations, Internet, you’ve brought down that unamerican woman-hating monster a woman and laid the way for John Legend to “do the do.”

See? Everyones a winner.

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