Chrissy Teigen Destroys Piers Morgan, Is the Hero We Need
By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | June 7, 2016 |
By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | June 7, 2016 |
Background: Piers Morgan is a moldy bridge troll. John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are precious human wonder hugs.
Now that you have this background, here’s what happened:
First, Piers Morgan was a clumpy butt load about Muhammad Ali.
Muhammad Ali said far more inflammatory/racist things about white people than Donald Trump ever has about Muslims. #fact
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 5, 2016
I hope people don't make me sound too perfect when I die.
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 5, 2016
No coats of sugar please.
So then this conversation happened:
@johnlegend from what? trolling isn't a job (I've tried)
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 5, 2016
And it just went from there, largely between Teigen and Morgan because he’s great with women and she’s just great.
Maybe I should take up a proper job, like modelling? > RT @chrissyteigen: @johnlegend from what? trolling isn't a job (I've tried)
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 6, 2016
@piersmorgan remember when Bruce Willis didn't know he was dead? It's like that.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016
@johnlegend @piersmorgan sorry can't read, just a modell doing modelling
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016
Even their baby is good at this.
my newborn just looked up at me and said "mommy, why is piers morgan so unequivocally douchy?" i didn't know what to say
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016
And then Morgan had JOKEZ.
My 4 kids all just looked at me and said: 'Daddy, who's Chrissy Teigen?' https://t.co/vCCEDh6lzq
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 6, 2016
And then Teigen was accurate.
Piers Morgan searches his name every 4.8 seconds.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016
Hi, Piers. I know you're reading this. You unequivocal douche.
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016
And then he called her a swimwear accessory, which I don’t know what that is. Is it like a hat?
Hi Chrissy. No I'm not, you ludicrous swimwear accessory. https://t.co/3gfelyEyzC
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 6, 2016
Then Teigen lost interest, called Donald Trump a racist and listened to some Vitamin C.
John has 10 Grammys and this is what I listen to pic.twitter.com/vKhNbZ0ta1
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 7, 2016
We must all call upon ourselves to be the Chrissy Teigen we want to see in the world.
