Background: Piers Morgan is a moldy bridge troll. John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are precious human wonder hugs.

Now that you have this background, here’s what happened:

First, Piers Morgan was a clumpy butt load about Muhammad Ali.

Muhammad Ali said far more inflammatory/racist things about white people than Donald Trump ever has about Muslims. #fact

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 5, 2016

I hope people don't make me sound too perfect when I die.
No coats of sugar please.

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 5, 2016

So then this conversation happened:

@johnlegend from what? trolling isn't a job (I've tried)

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 5, 2016

And it just went from there, largely between Teigen and Morgan because he’s great with women and she’s just great.

Maybe I should take up a proper job, like modelling? > RT @chrissyteigen: @johnlegend from what? trolling isn't a job (I've tried)

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 6, 2016

@piersmorgan remember when Bruce Willis didn't know he was dead? It's like that.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016

@johnlegend @piersmorgan sorry can't read, just a modell doing modelling

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016

Even their baby is good at this.

my newborn just looked up at me and said "mommy, why is piers morgan so unequivocally douchy?" i didn't know what to say

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016

And then Morgan had JOKEZ.

My 4 kids all just looked at me and said: 'Daddy, who's Chrissy Teigen?' https://t.co/vCCEDh6lzq

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 6, 2016

And then Teigen was accurate.

Piers Morgan searches his name every 4.8 seconds.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016

Hi, Piers. I know you're reading this. You unequivocal douche.

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 6, 2016

And then he called her a swimwear accessory, which I don’t know what that is. Is it like a hat?

Hi Chrissy. No I'm not, you ludicrous swimwear accessory. https://t.co/3gfelyEyzC

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) June 6, 2016

Then Teigen lost interest, called Donald Trump a racist and listened to some Vitamin C.

John has 10 Grammys and this is what I listen to pic.twitter.com/vKhNbZ0ta1

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 7, 2016

We must all call upon ourselves to be the Chrissy Teigen we want to see in the world.

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