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By Grainger Heavensbee | Celebrity | October 12, 2015
Less than a month removed from speaking about her struggles with infertility with Tyra Banks, revealing that she’s been attempting to get pregnant for years, Chrissy Teigen has announced that she is pregnant with her husband John Legend’s baby.
Awww. It’s a heartwarming story and it means that John Legend and Chrissy Teigen are one step closer to repopulating the Earth with unbearably beautiful, multi-talented, thoughtful children with wicked senses of humor and a political consciousness.
Basically, they’re our only hope of staving off the impending Idiocracy. It takes only one Teigen-Legend Spawn to counteract the toxic effects of six Duggars. That’s science.
Congratulations, and may they live long and procreate.
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