As I’m sure everyone already knows, over the weekend, Chris Evans briefly and accidentally posted his camera roll to Instagram Stories, which contained a number of images, one of which was a black-and-white photo of a penis that may or may not belong to Chris Evans. Concerned about his anxiety disorder, the Internet was mostly very sweet about it — and I’m sure the double standard was obvious to everyone — and posted the sh*t out of Captain America memes in an effort to bury the photo in question.
Meanwhile, Evans’ Avengers co-star Mark Ruffalo took it in stride, ribbing Captain American good-naturedly.
.@ChrisEvans Bro, while Trump is in office there is NOTHING you could possibly do to embarrass yourself. See… silver lining.— Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) September 13, 2020
Evans’ older brother, Scott, also made a joking reference to his brother’s penis.
Was off social media for the day yesterday.— Scott Evans (@thescottevans) September 13, 2020
What’d I miss?
The Internet, meanwhile, had a grand old time.
Twitter: Chris Evans trending— ItsNotYou…its me 🗯 (@ActionJaxxon84) September 12, 2020
Me: oh man. Hope nothing happened to Chris.
Why Chris Evans is trending: pic.twitter.com/120DuHRxYy
Last night, Chris Evans finally broke his silence, wisely using the newfound attention to encourage people to vote.
Now that I have your attention— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 15, 2020
VOTE Nov 3rd!!!
Well done, Mr. Evans, although, saying who to vote for might have been helpful, Cap, because I don’t even want to get into how many QAnon loonies are in his mentions capitalizing on a picture of a penis.
Vote for the one that puts the pedophiles away not the one that wants to legalize PEDOPHELIA !!!— Emilie 👽 Chenier (@EmyFlook) September 15, 2020