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Can You Look At Billy Bob Thornton's Smarmy Face Without Gagging? Are You Sure?
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Can You Look At Billy Bob Thornton's Smarmy Face Without Gagging? Are You Sure?

By Vivian Kane | Celebrity | October 28, 2015

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Let’s play a little game I like to call The Billy Bob Thornton Challenge. I’m going to show you a picture of Billy Bob, and you have to try to look at it without cringing, gagging, or full-on vomiting. Do you think you can pass? I was unprepared for the challenge, myself, because I recently rewatched Fargo season one, and I forgot that Thornton in real life is VERY DIFFERENT from Lorne Malvo. I mean, that’s a good thing, because Malvo, you know, murders people. But I’d forgotten that I would rather spend a full season of television watching a pretend serial killer with home-cut bangs than five seconds looking at Billy Bob’s actual face.

Anyway, I was unprepared, but I’ll give you a moment to gather your poker face. Ready?

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Here we go…

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DID YOU MAKE IT? Or did you yell out in concern for Sandra Bullock’s general comfort? How about this frontal shot?

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Or how about this reminder that he’s always had a gross, smarmy smile that hasn’t changed one bit in at least a decade.

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If you beat this challenge, you are a stone-faced, non-judgy hero and I salute you.

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