Can We Discuss Gwyneth Paltrow's Crotch-Centric Outfit Please?

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | March 17, 2016 |

Gwyneth Paltrow was at Jimmy Choo’s Power Stylists Dinner last night. And Power Style is really the best way to describe this look. Because this style…it’s powerful. In the crotchular sense.

Yes, Gwyneth Paltrow wore a full-body camel toe to an event.

Like, COULD WE MORTALS EVEN TRY? No. No we could not. Such is her Goopness. Blessing we peons with her organic, freshly steamed Goopberry.

Three cheers for your sartorial choices, Goopsicle. And I know just the cheer.

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