Dammit Brange! I had such lovely plans for you to be married during the filming of By the Sea — it was going to be the biggest celebrity inception ever. Think of the publicity…
Instead of going with my brilliant plan, their spokesman says Angelina and Brad made it official over the past weekend. The couple “wed in a small chapel in a private ceremony attended by family and friends at Chateau Miraval.” Pax and Maddox walked Jolie down the aisle, Knox and Shiloh were ring bearers, and Zahara and Vivienne doused everyone in flower petals. (Insert collective “Aaaaw” here.)
Okay, so it’s pretty darned cool they were able to have their peace, and get married under the radar. I’m sure if you hold your hand up to your ear you can hear the tears of a million paparazzi rolling down their cheeks.