Dear Chris,

We already love you. You’re pretty, with a shirt…

or without.

Clean,

or dirty…

Looks like you eat healthily,

And stay in shape…

You seem to like babies,

AND, you’re quick with an arm so a golden girl can nab her award?

From what we can tell, you’re nearly perfect; how could we possibly love you more?

Nowwaitjustaminute…SAY WHAT? You SING, too? (Evans singing back-up for his brother Scott, over Memorial Day weekend):

Dead, we are. Dead, because it’s all…

just…

too…

much.

We thank you for sharing your many talents, and please never stop being you.

Sincerely, and easily able to attain an annulment,

Cindy

Cindy Davis, (Twitter)

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