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An Open Letter to Chris Evans About His State of Near Pefection

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | June 4, 2015 |

By Cindy Davis | Celebrity | June 4, 2015 |


Dear Chris,


We already love you. You’re pretty, with a shirt…

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or without.

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Clean,

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or dirty…

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Looks like you eat healthily,

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And stay in shape…

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You seem to like babies,

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AND, you’re quick with an arm so a golden girl can nab her award?

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From what we can tell, you’re nearly perfect; how could we possibly love you more?

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Nowwaitjustaminute…SAY WHAT? You SING, too? (Evans singing back-up for his brother Scott, over Memorial Day weekend):



Dead, we are. Dead, because it’s all…

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just…

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too…

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much.

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We thank you for sharing your many talents, and please never stop being you.


Sincerely, and easily able to attain an annulment,


Cindy


Cindy Davis, (Twitter)