By Kristy Puchko | Celebrity | April 5, 2016
Comedienne Amy Schumer's weight has been a recurring headline because, well, she's female and famous. So either it's trolls declaring her unfuckable for being greater than a size 4, or women's magazines promoting her as a poster girl for plus-size glamour. That's what Glamour did for a its first ever "plus-size issue," and without consulting Schumer.
For the former, the celebrated satirist responded with the blistering and brilliant 12 Men Inside Amy Schumer. For the latter, she offers this statement:
Schumer then took the post to Twitter, asking followers for their thoughts.
Here's ours: Schumer is not plus-size.
As our own Genevieve Burgess explains, "(Glamour is) applying a modeling term to non-models, basically. 'Straight size' models are 0-2 (but would have been 4-6 about 10-20 years ago, digging through my mom's closet and trying on old clothes really showed the size shift that started around 2000) and 'plus size' models are 6 and up. But as a PERSON I think you don't hit 'plus size' until you're above the average size for a woman in the US, size 12."
Schumer argues that projecting fashion model standards onto the public is a distortion that's not helpful on matters of body-loving or self-acceptance. And some of her famous friends have some points to add.
First up, SNL's Little Baby Aidy notes she'd have been a better pick for this particular plus-sized and proud piece:
@amyschumer & u kno my ass was available. 💅ðŸ»ðŸ’•
— Aidy Bryant (@aidybryant) April 5, 2016
And Portlandia's Carrie Brownstein points out the problem with isolating plus-size women in a "special edition" issue:
@aidybryant @amyschumer I find "special editions" problematic in general, or at least specious, in that they frame the content as "other"
— Carrie Brownstein (@Carrie_Rachel) April 5, 2016
It's a sentiment echoed by others.
I don't think labels are the way to go. Singling women out for their size, and making a point about it is never glamorous @amyschumer
— Juliette Gash (@JulietteGash) April 5, 2016
@amyschumer 'plus size' is just another way of splitting us into uniformed groups, putting a label on people's appearance.
— Kathryn Williams (@KathW80) April 5, 2016
Outspoken author Jenny Trout is also opposed to Schumer being labeled "plus size." But she's not thrilled with Schumer's response to it either:
My thought? "Plus-sized" has become a term for women who feel bad for not being a size-four, but want to claim they're body positive.
— Jenny Trout (@Jenny_Trout) April 5, 2016
When someone gets called "plus-sized", then asks for "thoughts" about it, they're asking for people to tell them they're not fat.
— Jenny Trout (@Jenny_Trout) April 5, 2016
Proudly stating that you're not ashamed of your body when you're literally the physical ideal for women's bodies is not "brave."
— Jenny Trout (@Jenny_Trout) April 5, 2016
Also, these "plus-sized" women can shut their pie holes (get it? They all LOVE to eat, tee hee!) about getting rid of the term for clothing.
— Jenny Trout (@Jenny_Trout) April 5, 2016
If I have to listen to your dumb size six ass talk about how much you hate exercising/love pizza, I get to know where to shop. Fuck off.
— Jenny Trout (@Jenny_Trout) April 5, 2016
So what do you think? Sound off in comments.
Kristy Puchko lives in perpetual fear that ice cream will become self-aware New York City.