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Alexander Skarsgard Is Here to Confuse You in Your Pants
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Alexander Skarsgard Is Here to Confuse You in Your Pants

By Courtney Enlow | Celebrity | October 27, 2017

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Alexander Skarsgard, son of Stellar Skateboard, is a pretty man with lots of pretty features fun for looking at. And he can fully work any number of looks.

Like Tarzan.
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Like mustache.
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Like snake friend.
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But his latest look is…a challenge.

I have two very serious questions.

1. How has Hollywood not yet figured out realistic methods to make actors look properly bald? It’s like colored contact lenses—like how are we not there yet?

2. Would you still hit it?

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Yeah probably.