Alan Thicke Likes to Make Love to His Wife While Listening to His Son's Music

In an interview with Us magazine, Tanya Callau, the 40-year-old wife of Alan Thicke — the star of Growing Pains and born game-show host — admitted that when she and her husband make the sex, they like to listen to Robin Thicke’s music.

“When we do get freaky, we love ‘Sex Therapy.”

I don’t know what is more disturbing about that statement: The image of Alan Thicke having sex (“Show me that smile again!”), the image of Robin Thicke having sex to his son’s music (“The way you grab me / Must wanna get nasty”) or that she used the word “freaky.”

In either respect, Robin Thicke is apparently just as skeeved out as the rest of us.

Dad, I heard what you said to @usweekly… I need you to give back all of my music. Immediately. @Alan_Thicke

— Robin Thicke (@robinthicke) May 14, 2015

You know what, Robin? Given that your last album, Paula, only sold 600 copies in its first week in Alan’s home country of Canada, you could use all the album sales you can get. Make them buy a new copy every time they get “freaky.”