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Aaron Rodgers Proves that Not Every NFL Player Has the Soul of a Colostomy Bag
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Aaron Rodgers Proves that Not Every NFL Player Has the Soul of a Colostomy Bag

By Dustin Rowles | Celebrity | September 23, 2014

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Aaron Rodgers — known in certain quarters as the sportsball thrower for the underperforming Wisconsin Pac Mans ,but is best known to the wider world as Olivia Munn’s boyfriend — is a good guy in a league that’s probably full of good guys. Unfortunately, good guys rarely make headlines because too many other guys beat their wives or their kids, or shrewdly exploit the marijuana legalization laws by selling foul-tasting breaded-cardboard and cheese to people who’d be better off sticking with a salad. It’s sickening!

But then there’s Aaron Rodgers, who became close with Jack Bartosz, who recently died of pediatric cancer. Jack’s 12-year-old twin sister, Annie, in turn, set out to create awareness of pediatric cancer. And guess surprised Annie, came out and knocked on doors with her, and delighted the whole goddamn neighborhood.

What a Mensch.