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You Wanna Screw And Eat Your Way To Extinction, America? Technology Is On Your Side.

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | January 24, 2012 |

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | January 24, 2012 |


First they came for the terminally lazy, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t terminally lazy.

Then they came for the turgid gamers, and I didn’t speak out because I wasn’t a turgid gamer.

Then they came for our vaginas, and there was no one left to speak out for them. (Warning, graphic faux vagina image NSFW…or life.)

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Seriously, humanity, you had a good run. Just curl up and give over.