MARVEL / LIVEBLOGGING THE 90s / CELEBRITY FACTS / MINDHOLE BLOWERS / NETFLIX



You Wanna Screw And Eat Your Way To Extinction, America? Technology Is On Your Side.

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | January 24, 2012 | Comments ()


Padma-Lakshmi-GQ-Italy-October-2007-02.jpg

First they came for the terminally lazy, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't terminally lazy.

Then they came for the turgid gamers, and I didn't speak out because I wasn't a turgid gamer.

Then they came for our vaginas, and there was no one left to speak out for them. (Warning, graphic faux vagina image NSFW. . .or life.)

fleshlipad-censored.jpg

Seriously, humanity, you had a good run. Just curl up and give over.



Are you following Pajiba on Facebook or Twitter? Because every time you do an angel does the Paul Rudd dance

Around the Web


George Clooney Defending His Overseas Coffee Commercials: "You Know What, F**k You." | Click by Bill Tancer





Comments Are Welcome, Jerks Will Be Banned


blog comments powered by Disqus



film / tv / lists / guides / box-office / news / love / celeb / video / think pieces / staff / TV Podcast / books / cbr




Trending


Follow Us



Related Posts




Viral Hits
Celebrity Facts

The Best TV & Movie Quotes

The Walking Dead

How I Met Your Mother

True Detective

Parks and Recreation

Cosmos

Hannibal

30 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising Children

25 Practical Tips About the Horrors of Raising Twins