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The Racist White Dog Attacks Office Space the Musical Over a Nut Shot

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (31)



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Three videos of the viral nature today. You choose which is the better one in the poll provided below, the results of which we’ll use to help us cater our content (or we’ll completely disregard the poll — but is fun to push the radio button).


Nuts Shots in the Trailer are the Kiss of Death

Over at FilmDrunk, they’ve edited together a video scientifically demonstrating that, if a film has a nut shot in its trailer, it is a guaranteed critical loser. The logic is sound.

Office Space — The Musical


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The Trailer for White Dog, the Racist Albino Dog

This one also comes compliments of FilmDrunk, and yes: This movie is real. And it’s now available on Netflix Instant.

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Comments

Holy shit! White Dog! LMFAO

Posted by: Porkchop Express at November 11, 2010 6:06 PM

"White Dog" had me at 'four-legged time bomb'. Also, was that one of the guys from "Simon & Simon"? Because, wow.

Posted by: Melissa at November 11, 2010 6:11 PM

I hope White Dog acknowledges that his fur gives him privilege over black dogs. A black dog that killed a man would be put down right away, without a rehabilitation montage.

Posted by: Lauren at November 11, 2010 6:15 PM

White Dog instantly went to the top of my queue. White Dog = Win

Posted by: Corey at November 11, 2010 6:19 PM

I saw a black dog begging for food the other day and made a mental note to not give him food because of his blackness. My table scraps are for white dogs only.

What can I say, I guess I'm a racist. It works for Tracer.

Posted by: Porkchop Express at November 11, 2010 6:20 PM

What happened to all the Netflix Instant reviews you all were going to do? That really would have been awesome.

Posted by: ERM at November 11, 2010 6:21 PM

I had an insanely racist white dog. For real. American Bulldog. We didn't hire a junkie to turn her racist, she just was. One time we were pulled over by a black cop when she was in the car, and I didn't think we would all make it out alive. She never bit anyone, but she was pretty embarrassing. Even dog lovers don't love a white supremacist dog.

Posted by: frankly at November 11, 2010 6:32 PM

I saw a black dog begging for food the other day and made a mental note to not give him food because of his blackness. My table scraps are for white dogs only.

Permit me one brief glimmer of seriousness: all-black dogs do, in fact, have a harder time getting adopted out of shelters.

That said, WHITE DOG!! I can't watch the clips at work, but I don't see how that can fail to be the winner.

Posted by: MM at November 11, 2010 6:48 PM

Little early in the voting, but I think White Dog is going to win Florida.

Posted by: Cory at November 11, 2010 7:13 PM

I saw "White Dog" on TBS when I was a kid. It was sad b/c...well, you can guess the end in store for the dog, and it wasn't the dog's nature to be racist, it was b/c some cantankerous old racist coot bred the dog to be that way, but in the end it's the dog that bites it b/c of the old bastard. Sad sad sad.

Posted by: Trey Shacksit at November 11, 2010 7:21 PM

Holy Grand Dragon - how does White Dog merit a 7.1-star rating on IMDb?

Posted by: jayco at November 11, 2010 7:26 PM

I saw White Dog when I was a kid, too! In fact, I've often randomly recalled the "That's a white dog!" scene shown in the trailer, but never remembered/knew the name of the movie. I feel complete now.

Posted by: idrathernotsay at November 11, 2010 7:58 PM

Homeless white dog in "Give me yo change bitch"

Posted by: Romulus Harris at November 11, 2010 8:07 PM

Oh yeah, I've heard of White Dog. It was released on the Criterion Collection a couple of years ago. The director, Samuel Fuller, likes to do socially conscious films and this one is supposed to be an exploration on racism and how it's a learned behavior.

That said, I'm aware Fuller was likely to make b-movies, and I see that in the trailer, but I'm really just hoping they simply edited it to look and sound more ridiculous than it is.

Posted by: vic at November 11, 2010 8:15 PM

I want to see White Dog vs. Dole-Mutt.

Posted by: Odnon. at November 11, 2010 8:16 PM

I saw White Dog decades ago. I think it was on pay-cable. It is, indeed, very depressing, but I was fascinated.

I wouldn't call the movie a lost treasure or anything, but I do recommend it.

Posted by: Jerce at November 11, 2010 8:56 PM

Holy shit, Kristy McNichol, Jameson Parker (yes, A.J. Simon himself) AND Burl Ives? Poor Jameson doesn't even get credited in the trailer. He was one of my crushes, which meant I didn't see the first season of Cheers until reruns.

Posted by: Three-nineteen at November 11, 2010 9:23 PM

According to my British TIME OUT-Film Guide 2005 (a glorious 1700+ page anthology of film reviews, cinefiles, and film-related appendixes):

"White Dog" is a model of intelligent simplicity. McNichol runs over a beautiful white Alsation, takes it home to take care of it, and discovers the beast has been conditioned as a "white dog" which attacks any black that it encounters. Rather than destroy it, she takes it a black animal trainer (Winfield) to try and condition it...Just one of the many remarkable things about Fuller's impeccable treatment of racism is that it investigates that vile trait without showing a racist character; the dog is a perfect symbol for the confused and vicious conditioning that runs riot throughout the human world...

With Bruce Surtees' uncluttered camerawork, a superb score from Ennio Morricone, and fine acting throughout, this is one film of Fuller's which is most complex in its emotional sway: compassionate towards both animals and humans in the error of their ways, but fuelled by a seething anger. There is certainly no finer film on its subject."

Does this help those who may be wondering about the film? Glad I could be of service!

P.S.

I remember this movie being in theatres (yes, I'm that old, all you young whippersnappers) and begging my mom to take me because I was (and still am) an over-the-top animal lover. Jeez, after reading the spoiler, good thing she said no.

Posted by: kootenay girl at November 11, 2010 10:15 PM

In the interest of full disclosure, I actually have a mostly black Kelpie who I got at the pound. She is awesome.

http://rarebreed.com/breeds/kelpie/kelpie.html

Posted by: Porkchop Express at November 11, 2010 10:29 PM

KKK Dog for the win.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at November 11, 2010 11:07 PM

superb score from Ennio Morricone

Wait, what? Insane cognitive dissonance ensues.

Posted by: MM at November 12, 2010 12:11 AM

Goodness, White Dog was co-writen by Curtis Hanson of L.A Confidential and Wonder Boys fame.
It's gotta win for the fact alone.

Posted by: smithee at November 12, 2010 12:13 AM

White Dog! JC! I haven't seen that movie in ages! Nice fanmade trailer, very 80s.

Posted by: Tina at November 12, 2010 12:39 AM

Silly Americans, making such a fuss over White Dog.
Here in Austria we have many such animals. We simply call them "pets".
They are also quite useful in guarding our cellars.

Posted by: cinekat at November 12, 2010 6:08 AM

I wouldn't put much stock in your "Rare Breed Network" website. They have Blueticks, Plotts, Redbones, English and Treeing Walker Coonhounds all listed there. None of those breeds are rare in any sense in the states. In fact, there are as many Treeing Walker Coonhounds registered with UKC every year as there are Labrador Retrievers registered with AKC...and the Labrador Retriever is historically the #1 registered breed with AKC. They listed the Blue de Gascogne but totally missed the American Blue Gascon.


If you live in the US and you got a mostly black dog that looks like that out of a shelter, more than likely you have a poorly bred black German Sheperd or German Shepherd mix. As the (paraphrased) saying goes, in this country, if you hear hoofbeats, it's more likely to be a horse than a zebra.


Just last week I was contacted by a woman who was convinced she had a Berner Lafhund that had been dumped at a local Wendy's. The dog was a Treeing Walker Coonhound, which is much more likely here in Alabama than a Swiss breed that isn't very common here in the States.


As someone who's been doing dog rescue for more than 12 years, I've seen it all. Everyone wants to believe that awesome dog they got out of a shelter is some kind of rare breed that only they recognized. They usually aren't but it doesn't matter as long as you love them.


The only rare breed I've ever come across in rescue is the American Blue Gascon and I know for sure what she is because she came from a breeder who was going to kill the entire litter because they were born with a genetic eye problem. Genetic problems are also very common with rare breeds in this country because the gene pool is so small - unless the breeder has enough money to import breeding stock from outside the country. And anyone with that kind of money isn't going to let the dogs end up in shelters. They want to keep people from breeding the dogs because that would lower the value of their imported stock.

Posted by: Carrie at November 12, 2010 8:07 AM

My intent was not to brag about my dog or anything, Carrie. Just to show a picture of a black dog who looks like her. The link unfortunately, I guess, gives off an elitist vibe which was not intended.

Kelpies are quite popular in my area with the ranchers I deal with and would not be considered rare here but you could very well be right about it being a German Shepherd. Thank you for the info. In the end, she's a good dog and I was just posting a picture.

Posted by: Porkchop Express at November 12, 2010 9:05 AM

'70s hair!

Posted by: , at November 12, 2010 10:24 AM

And in the end, as long as you love her, it doesn't really matter what breed she is. My HeartDog is a very poorly bred Treeing Walker Coonhound with short ears and leg and joint problems because he was neutered too young. It doesn't matter because I love him so. Nobody else would have him, though, because I've spoiled him so rotten. Hugs to your girl.


PS...I named my Blue Gascon Tallulah because we live in the foothills of the Bankhead National Forest and she's got a really deep voice.

Posted by: Carrie at November 12, 2010 10:32 AM

i loved white dog as a kid.

Posted by: gp at November 12, 2010 11:12 AM

"He's an attack dog!"

"I don't know what you mean!"

"Come on! It's a dog that has been trained to attack people!"

"Oh, now that you've restructured the sentence to change the placement of the modifier I understand completely!"

Posted by: Lindsay at November 12, 2010 12:07 PM

Lindsay, FTW!

Posted by: Brenton at November 14, 2010 8:34 PM