Someone Has Finally Found A Way To Kill Your Lady Boner For Colin Firth
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Someone Has Finally Found A Way To Kill Your Lady Boner For Colin Firth

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | July 8, 2013 | Comments ()


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In order to promote the new UKTV channel “Drama,” the network polled the UK TV watching public to discover what they thought was the most iconic moment in British television history. While the Colin Firth fangirl in me can’t argue with the results (Mr. Darcy emerging from the water in BBC’s “Pride And Prejudice”), I can recoil in horror at what UKTV decided to do with this information. They’ve constructed a massive Mr. Darcy statue, complete with clingy cambric shirt, and plunked him into the middle of the Serpentine. Oh, what, you think it’s a good idea? I’ve got a two-word counter argument for you: DARCY NIPPLES.

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You can go to the Guardian website to see footage of the monstrous erection. Just. Hideous.



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