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Shut Up, Gwyneth. Just Shut Up. Shut Up. Shut Up!

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (20)

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Someone should do a mash-up of Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay performing. Then unleash it on the terrorists.









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Comments

Oh yeah! That was fucking annoying.

Posted by: Candee at March 7, 2011 11:07 AM

"Someone should do a (s)mash-up of Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay performing driving toward each other at high speed."

Fixed.

Posted by: Groundloop at March 7, 2011 11:13 AM

That was very bad. I never want to see her attempting to be "sexy" ever again.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at March 7, 2011 11:25 AM

Oh, damn. It's blocked at my office. How unfortunate.

[walks away whistling happily]

Posted by: TK at March 7, 2011 11:26 AM

Someone should do a mash-up of your face!

I love you, Gwyneth!

Always and forever...

Posted by: Forbiddendonut at March 7, 2011 11:31 AM

She does remember that the whole singing thing was to promote her last failed movie, right?

Posted by: Fredo at March 7, 2011 11:54 AM

In the immortal words of Thurl Ravenscroft; "I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pooooooooooole."

But I might smack you in the puss with it if meant shutting you up. The song is supposed to come out of your mouth not your nose. I don't know you told you that you could sing better than the average karaoke crooner but just to let you know, they were just Playing with you after having too many Cold Apple Martinis.

Come to think of it, I think I'll go hunt down Huey Lewis and Falcon Punch him in the ear for encouraging you. I was just looking for an excuse anyway.

Posted by: bleujayone at March 7, 2011 11:56 AM

You heard she's making a country album, right?

Posted by: Cindy at March 7, 2011 12:39 PM

Dear god. That is blood-curdling.

Posted by: Caspar at March 7, 2011 12:42 PM

Allow me to exacerbate the grossness factor: She is singing a song that was originally performed by a known pedophile -Gary Glitter- to what is supposed to be a group of under aged high school students. Holy inappropriate, Batman.

Posted by: Az at March 7, 2011 12:50 PM

EWWWWWW.

I only like that song in Velvet Goldmine.

Posted by: grace b at March 7, 2011 1:40 PM

I don't even hate her singing, but that really wasn't good. At all.

Posted by: jimbob at March 7, 2011 1:59 PM

I'm, sorry, but aren't Naya Rivera or Heather Morris singing this? They're better dancers AND singers than Paltrow. Compared to this her "Forget You" performance was brilliant.

Posted by: Holly at March 7, 2011 3:04 PM

I meant to ask WHY aren't Naya or Heather singing...

Posted by: Holly at March 7, 2011 3:07 PM

Ok, I'm not watching that whole thing. I didn't see her episode of Glee, but wasn't her character in that crazy? So maybe there's some intentional badness going on.

But I wholeheartedly agree with the idea that it's crazy inappropriate and extremely icky.

Posted by: Sara Tonin at March 7, 2011 3:12 PM

Who keeps telling her she can sing?

Posted by: citizen_cris at March 7, 2011 4:36 PM

The whole time I kept thinking, "Why doesn't Mr. Shue make her stop since no choir teacher I know would possibly allow a song like that be performed in their classroom?" Then I remembered that this is Glee and nothing like real show choir. Dismiss.

She reminds me of a bad theme park performer. And I KNOW bad theme park performances - I worked two summers at one doing live shows myself. I think we need to pool our money together and send out a hitman to do in whoever it is that keeps hiring her for these singing gig she keeps getting. Seriously. It MUST end.

Posted by: prairiegirl at March 7, 2011 5:35 PM

Gwynnie. Darling. I love you and you know I'll defend you through most anything, but the singing? That shit's gotta stop, girlfriend. I don't think I can take much more of it, and I don't want us to break up.

Please stop.

Posted by: figgy at March 7, 2011 6:18 PM

So, granted I stopped watching because my ears hurt, but wouldn't ANY substitute teacher be fired for essentially taking half her clothes off and asking high school students to touch her?

But then again, Glee has never been one for, even remote, reality. They have a kid IN A WHEELCHAIR playing football. Really?!

Posted by: banDanna at March 7, 2011 7:54 PM

Wow. Even more inappropriate than I thought. And the singing... just awful.

Posted by: Az at March 7, 2011 10:00 PM