Ryan Gosling and His Lady Friend, Eva Mendes, Do a Drunken Kindness to 'Twas the Night Before Christmas'

The latest edition of Funny or Die’s “Drunk History” is a soused reading of “Twas the Night Before Christmas,” and the irony here is that the hammered narrator, Alan McLeod, completely owns this despite the presence of charming Ryan Gosling, the luminescent Eva Mendes (aren’t they a thing?) and the kind of wasted Jim Carrey, here as Santa.

I give it two and a half gimlets.