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Pick Your Favorite Terrible Wig And Dreadful Accent In This Delightful 'Game Of Thrones' Porn Parody Trailer

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | October 30, 2013 | Comments ()


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I don’t mean “delightful” as in actually good. Oh no. I mean “delightful” as in, “how fun to see a property we all know and love fed through the porn industry’s meat grinder.” I’ll say this for the Game Of Bones cast, their Robb Stark has more self-awareness than ours ever did, their Jon Snow’s emoting skills aren’t that far off from Kit Harrington’s and, no matter how pornographic things get, poor Jorah is still left out in the cold. The language is pretty frank but no actual graphic images are shown. I’m glad to see Pod gets his day, but where on earth is Hodor?

HODOR.







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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • Mythra Sun

    Who is "Cait-lyn" Stark? Could the esteemed director not given the A-level actors the proper pronunciation of the character they are demeaning?

  • stryker1121

    I would masturbate to this ironically.

  • Ben

    I legit laughed at a lot of those jokes. Esspecialy the dragon being his penis.

  • fernb

    Random editor - "What are you doing?"
    JRob- "It's for a story"
    - AND that Ladies and Gents is how you watch porn at work.

  • Cas Bloom

    I only clicked through to see if Jorah would get some. Apparently, i'm doomed to be disappointed forever.

  • SelenaMac

    Porn is not without its issues, but I have nothing but respect for the industry's liberal use of terrible puns.

  • TK

    I'm just surprised it took this long.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Great, now anytime someone references the "White Wedding" scene from GoT I will think of it as a "lethal bukake".

  • John G.

    It's finally happened. Joanna's coverage of "who's sexy" and "look at this sexy" and "which of these random people are sexy" has finally ended in porn.

  • bastich

    You say this as though it were a bad thing.

  • JoannaRobinson

    You're my favorite little troll.

  • John G.

    I love you too, JOJO

  • bastich

    At first glance, I thought the lady in the header pic was Christina Aguilera.

  • NateMan

    Ditto.

  • The real Game of Thrones uses sex as a narrative-delivery device, so this'll just use narrative as a sex-delivery device. So really... this is the porn parody all porn parodies were waiting for.

  • Genevieve Burgess

    Nothing they put in this parody can compare to the wide and terrifying variety of "Game of Thrones" porn available via your local Google. It's like some people read these stories and the only thought in their mind is "I realize this book is about complex characters navigating the deteriorating social structure of a world in chaos, but I'd really be more invested if everyone was just boning all the time."

    Seriously, though, don't actually go looking for it. When your STARTING POINT heavily features incest there's nowhere to go that isn't deeply emotionally scarring.

  • I read an interview with the director of this, feature, and he said that the incest was one thing they really didn't want to touch in this. Apparently even porn producers have their limits.

  • I wonder if the Sanfic people will finally get their dirty wish.

    Though personally, if Hungdor (AKA Hodor) doesn't get three ladies, this series is useless.

  • John G.

    Trogdor the burninator!

  • manting

    I wonder if Ossifer Plumm will make an appearance. He had a six foot penis.

  • manting

    why does the TV show need the porn treatment - isnt there enough gratuitous sex and nudity in it already?

  • logan

    Correct me if I'm wrong but are you implying that this is somehow a bad thing?

  • manting

    It cheapens the story. I love boobs, I mean LOVE them, but HBO crams too much needless nudity in the show.

  • Green_Eggs_and_Hamster

    I love boobs, I mean LOVE them, but HBO crams too much needless NON-nudity in the show.

    Fixed it?

  • logan

    NEEDLESS nudity? I'm afraid i am unfamiliar with this term.

  • Al Borland's Beard

    Yeah, making a porn version of 'Game Of Thrones' is like making a porn version of 'Deepthroat'.

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