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Pick Your Favorite Terrible Wig And Dreadful Accent In This Delightful 'Game Of Thrones' Porn Parody Trailer

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | October 30, 2013 |

By Joanna Robinson | Videos | October 30, 2013 |


I don’t mean “delightful” as in actually good. Oh no. I mean “delightful” as in, “how fun to see a property we all know and love fed through the porn industry’s meat grinder.” I’ll say this for the Game Of Bones cast, their Robb Stark has more self-awareness than ours ever did, their Jon Snow’s emoting skills aren’t that far off from Kit Harrington’s and, no matter how pornographic things get, poor Jorah is still left out in the cold. The language is pretty frank but no actual graphic images are shown. I’m glad to see Pod gets his day, but where on earth is Hodor?

HODOR.