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Lupita Nyong'o Reads Gossip, is a Flawless Human Being

By Courtney Enlow | Videos | February 21, 2014 | Comments ()


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Most of the time, “Celebrities Are Better than You” is an ironic title. Not here. LUPITA IS SUPERIOR TO YOU AND YOUR FACE.

Recently rumors swirled that Lupita was dating Jared Leto. Despite awesome portmanteau possibilities, the rumors seem to have been unfounded and now there are new rumors that he’s dating Miley Cyrus (“They’re both comfortable with nudity!” proclaimed the presumably brain-damaged source). I know this because I’m a celebrity blogger/garbage human. Lupita knows it because she is adorable and accessible like a person.


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Comments Are Welcome, Bigots and Trolls Are Not


  • addled mind

    This place is a human lusting and self lusting bastion.

  • logan

    aaaaand the winner for most accurate username goes too...

  • addled mind

    She's hot. Emily is the hot Deschanel. Zooey posts pictures of Selma Hayek because she got the favor of a pimp, and her fanboys talk her up in front of me in real life like I give a fuck, and she's all like down and classy and like a non-wannebe Gywneth.

  • Maddy

    I love her because she's not doing the fake humility thing and just owns how awesome she is. I really hope she's not one of those actresses who disappears after an Oscar nomination/ win and people write roles for her.

  • e jerry powell

    Fear not, for Emma Thompson will write roles for her.

  • NateMan

    I won't watch her movie - I've suffered enough emotional trauma in my life. But she is stunning and incredibly charming. I watched Jimmy Fallon interview her and I was entranced. And she may have the best voice/accent ever.

  • meadowdancer

    She is beautiful. I pray she wins an Oscar and the BAFTAs was just a weird anomaly.

  • I happily accept our new celebrity overlord. May her reign be long and fueled by the blood of her enemies.

  • Ryan Ambrose

    Step away, J-Law.

    I now welcome our new celebrity overlord as well.

  • L.O.V.E.

    The woman is gorgeous. flawless skin, beautiful face, esquisite body and she doesn't muck it up with trashy or clueless fashion choices. she rocks the hell out of the red carpet with modern refinement. that's the kind of Hollywood glamour I can get behind.

  • L.O.V.E.

    Oh, and I think she has the guns to be Wonder Women, no? Its the weekend. To the picture vault for exhibits.

  • Nadiney

    HELL. YES.

  • emmalita

    That daisy minidress is adorable. I mean, yes! She would rock as Wonder Woman.

  • e jerry powell

    Emma and Lupita must either star in all the movies together or marry each other. RIGHT NOW.

  • Uriah_Creep

    Aren't they just the greatest couple? So much fun.

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