Lupita Nyong'o Reads Gossip, is a Flawless Human Being
Most of the time, “Celebrities Are Better than You” is an ironic title. Not here. LUPITA IS SUPERIOR TO YOU AND YOUR FACE.
Recently rumors swirled that Lupita was dating Jared Leto. Despite awesome portmanteau possibilities, the rumors seem to have been unfounded and now there are new rumors that he’s dating Miley Cyrus (“They’re both comfortable with nudity!” proclaimed the presumably brain-damaged source). I know this because I’m a celebrity blogger/garbage human. Lupita knows it because she is adorable and accessible like a person.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)