Lupita Nyong'o Reads Gossip, is a Flawless Human Being

Most of the time, “Celebrities Are Better than You” is an ironic title. Not here. LUPITA IS SUPERIOR TO YOU AND YOUR FACE.

Recently rumors swirled that Lupita was dating Jared Leto. Despite awesome portmanteau possibilities, the rumors seem to have been unfounded and now there are new rumors that he’s dating Miley Cyrus (“They’re both comfortable with nudity!” proclaimed the presumably brain-damaged source). I know this because I’m a celebrity blogger/garbage human. Lupita knows it because she is adorable and accessible like a person.