Jimmy Kimmel's Movie: The Movie Sequel and the Dapper and Charming, Charming Potato
If you stayed up to watch Jimmy Kimmel's post-Oscar show, then either you're on the West Coast, you have no job, or you're really f**king tired this morning. If you did not, then you haven't seen Movie: The Movie 2D yet, the sequel to last year's trailer for Movie: The Movie, which is basically a bunch of celebrities doing silly things in front of green screens. On other words: Awesome. The sequel featured Jon Krasinski, Gerard Butler, Jessica Chastain, Jason Schwartzman, Oprah, Wolf Blitzer, Bradley Cooper, Kerry Washington, Chris Rock, Bruno Mars, Salma Hayek, Amanda Seyfried, Sam Jackson, and Channing Tatum. However, it was Matt Damon -- as usual -- along with Bryan Cranston's armless piano player that stole the trailer, which was about sexy vampire zombies.
Ironically, the Movie: The Movie trailer sequel was not the best part of the show. It was the lengthy interview between Charming Potato and Jamie Foxx (who has a very awkward, for strange red-carpet interview with Kelly Rowlands last night). Anything Foxx and Tatum together are amazing, and all four parts of the interview are great. But if you are short on time, just jump to the 3:15 section of the third part for the musical interlude.
Pajiba Love Express
Here's some Daveed Diggs for you. On Daveed Diggs' digs, actually. That man does things with clothes that should not make sense, but are absolutely perfect. (Go Fug Yourself)
Woody Allen has "so moved on" from his daughter's accusations and says he never even thinks about it. He equates her words about him to a bad review he won't read and comments on how wacky it is that Mia Farrow is his mother-in-law. He is the worst. (Celebitchy)
Not The Worst but still very gross: Leonardo DiCaprio and his
Here are 5 under-the-radar shows. I had never even heard of the first two. (Uproxx)