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'Jeopardy' Robs Sexual Deviant, Fails to Credit Him for Correct Answer

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (17)

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I don’t know what the final outcome of last night’s “Jeopardy,” was, but if Mike lost by less than $800, I think Alex Trebek owes a correction, and an apology.

From Wikipedia:

Donkey punch is slang term for an apocryphal and potentially lethal sexual practice supposedly performed during anal or vaginal sex. The purported practice involves the penetrating partner punching the receiving partner in the back of the head or neck (what is known in boxing as a rabbit punch, after a technique to kill rabbits). The alleged goal is to cause the receiving partner’s anal passage to tense up, thereby increasing the pleasure of the penetrating partner; however, there is no medical evidence that it works, or, for that matter, any reason that it would.

They’re both right! The question was vague, as it didn’t provide context. Suck on it, Trebek. Suck it long, and suck it hard.

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Comments

This kid deserves an award.

Posted by: SchmidtUltra at January 17, 2012 9:37 AM

I watch Jeopardy with my mother. I nearly choked on my wine when he said that last night.

I was really expecting an after-the-break scoring change on that one.

Posted by: That Girl at January 17, 2012 9:40 AM

As a FYI, the $800 would not have mattered since Betsy had something in the neighborhood of $19,000 going into the final, while the other two had maybe $2,000.

Posted by: Kargoyle at January 17, 2012 9:48 AM

Awww my friend in New Orleans has a band called Donkey Punch. He's going to be SO EXCITED!

Posted by: JenVegas at January 17, 2012 10:07 AM

I'll take "Anal Bum Cover" for $500.

Posted by: DoctorControversy at January 17, 2012 10:15 AM

The rapists for 300 please Alex.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 17, 2012 10:32 AM

Somebody on the Jeapordy staff didn't do their research. Beat him with your fake leg, Trebek!

Posted by: admin at January 17, 2012 10:32 AM

Didn't a contestant in November answer "a threesome" when it was supposed to be "love triangle?" I love that the contestants are getting sassy and deviant.

Posted by: LuLu at January 17, 2012 10:49 AM

It's probably Ken Jennings' fault.

Posted by: Bert at January 17, 2012 10:57 AM

Actually, Betsy had around $9000 and the other guys $1000 and $1100 or something like that.

I heard his answer but couldn't understand what he said, primarily because in my head I was going "What is a kangaroo punch? ... No, wait, rabbit punch? No, wait ... Kangaroo? Rabbit?"

Posted by: , at January 17, 2012 11:28 AM

I was actually watching this, and totally snickered when the guy said "Donkey punch". Then I was gobsmacked that it wasn't the right answer.

Posted by: MM at January 17, 2012 11:29 AM

Context? Context ... "In boxing, etc." or "In butt-fucking, etc." Hmm I wonder what context should have been expressed?

Meanwhile, here's what Dictionary.com offers when queried "Donkey Punch."

And here's what you will find on YouTube.com .

Have fun.

Posted by: Jerry Kenney at January 17, 2012 11:46 AM

And in other news today, a member of the writing staff to the long-time game show Jeopardy! was fired for coming up with answers that had questions of debatable taste. After an audit of some of his seemingly innocent work, the writer's output was found to have answers that could have uptight viewers scream in terror and be in fear of other people's children. Some of his answers included:

Answer: This ferryboat regularly crossed Lake Erie and called a Northern Ohio city as its main port.

Answer: Songstress Dale Evans got this nickname when she entered a musical number while riding a horse backwards.

Answer: Wichita State University shares their nickname with this electrifying Spider-Man nemesis.

Answer: This thrill ride in Niagara Falls, Ontario is named after a famous professional move.

Answer: Allendale County, South Carolina holds an annual spring festival honor this local species of turtles.

Answer: While Limerick, Ireland might be known for the poetry named after it, it is this Massachusetts island that has made it a regular for humorous usage.

Upon his dismissal, he was quoted saying, "...and you can suck it too, Trebek!"

Posted by: bleujayone at January 17, 2012 2:37 PM

There's even a British horror film called Donkey Punch, it's pretty shitty.

Posted by: Whatsyourbeef at January 17, 2012 5:59 PM

the pen is mightier for $200.

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Posted by: wealthyconnect.com at January 18, 2012 1:11 AM

Catch these men for $400.

Posted by: jzhz at January 18, 2012 9:09 AM