Jason Mantzoukas Casually Explains How It's Possible for Several Men to Get the Same Woman Pregnant
This video from Conan is three weeks old, but does it look like I give a sh*t how old it is? It features Jason Mantzoukas shouting inane profanities, and I hadn’t seen it before, and if I haven’t seen it before, there’s a good chance you haven’t seen it before, and when it comes to Mantzoukas — who has an outside shot at making the Pajiba 10 this year — our ears are virgins to this appearance, and he’s going to f**k them raw like only Raffi from The League can.
In the clip, Mantzoukas basically talks about how all the crazy sh*t that he says on The League is improvised, and that all of it eventually gets yelled back at him from fans while he’s minding his own business in restaurants or on the street. One of the lines he hears most often is actually: “Let’s all get the same woman pregnant tonight.”
Mantzoukas then explains how that’s possible. Conan looks slightly terrified.
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