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Here's Your 7-Minute Ron Swanson Meat Tornado; Try Not To Choke On the Bones

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (8)

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Fact: Eighty-two percent of all the great lines in “Parks and Recreation” are delivered by Ron Swanson (Jean-Ralphio is responsible for 6 percent). Of that 82 percent, 73 percent of Ron Swanson’s great lines are about food. The seven minute video below contains all of them. All of them.

I made it four minutes into the video, had a heart attack and returned to watch the other three minutes before my triple bypass. That’s how good it is.


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Comments

I would go to a benefit for Somali pirates if they were serving bacon wrapped shrimp.

Posted by: Gavin S. at July 11, 2011 10:30 AM

I love Ron.
Boys: Fish for sport only. Not for meat. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.

There is nothing funny about shrimp wrapped in bacon. One of my favorite dishes is scallops wrapped in bacon and grilled to drooling perfection. With buttery sauce on top.

Posted by: Stinky at July 11, 2011 11:13 AM

I was only able to catch the first season of this show before moving to Germany and after watching those Swansonisms I really want to catch up. Netflix here I come.

Posted by: elleinad at July 11, 2011 11:30 AM

my husband LITRALLY loves Ron Swanson, I think they are friends in his head.

Posted by: blacksred at July 11, 2011 11:41 AM

My husband IS Ron Swanson. With a little Jerry thrown in.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at July 11, 2011 1:39 PM

This gives new meaning to "Swanson TV Dinners", which will now be known as steak, bacon, baked potato with proper amount of fixings, and a war movie.

Posted by: D-Day at July 11, 2011 2:34 PM

I would go to a benefit for Somali pirates if Ron Swanson were there.

Posted by: John G. at July 11, 2011 3:14 PM

I would go to a benefit for Somali Pirates and cook them shrimp wrapped in bacon.

Sadly, as the dominant religion there is Islam, I do not think many of them would be terribly pleased by that...

And I couldn't use turkey bacon, because I do not think that Ron Swanson would be terribly pleased by that...

So once again, I will have accomplished my goal: doing a good deed that makes NOBODY happy.

Huzzah.

Posted by: Uncommoner at July 21, 2011 11:15 PM