Here's Your 7-Minute Ron Swanson Meat Tornado; Try Not To Choke On the Bones

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | July 11, 2011 | Comments ()

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | July 11, 2011 |


Fact: Eighty-two percent of all the great lines in "Parks and Recreation" are delivered by Ron Swanson (Jean-Ralphio is responsible for 6 percent). Of that 82 percent, 73 percent of Ron Swanson's great lines are about food. The seven minute video below contains all of them. All of them.

I made it four minutes into the video, had a heart attack and returned to watch the other three minutes before my triple bypass. That's how good it is.

(Source: Warming Glow)

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