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Henry Cavill Demands Respect on the Set of 'Sesame Street'

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | September 17, 2013 | Comments ()


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In the wake of his many sex scandals, a man named Ryan Dillion has replaced Kevin Clash as the new voice of Elmo, and he does fantastic work. I can’t tell the difference between the old and new Elmo. You know who else does fantastic voice work? Henry Cavill. I never realized, until it was contrasted with the voice of Elmo, just how insanely rich and textured Cavill’s voice is. His voice is like butter, with hair on it. He’s got a voice like a Shakespearean actor, only he’s really good looking, and that voice could fill a stadium. It booms. In fact, I think I felt my knees quiver, which is inappropriate during Sesame Street.

Here he is with Elmo, the Big Bad Wolf, and the three little pigs discussing the word of the day, which is “respect,” as in, “respect me for more than my pectoral muscles, please. I have a voice, too, you know?”



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  • In the immortal words of Pam: Sploosh.

    I HATED the Superman movie, but I will watch it so many times when it comes out on DVD, because that man is so pretty. Scruffy/not scruffy, it matters not.

  • Ben

    my knees may have gone a little weak...

  • HappyGobo

    ...he didn't demand respect at all! Nothing demanding about it.

  • Elmo

    ok so mrs. j might disagree

  • Mrs. Julien

    I do. He's too polite to demand respect. He will treat you respectfully and expect the same of you. And judging by this, if you don't he'll still treat you with respect...

    http://resakaye.tumblr.com/pos...

    That is one seriously nice person.

  • Jenn TheYellowDart

    For a brief second I read the words on the cake as "Boobies Rock" and was like...well, that took a turn for the sexy.

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    I'm not even gay, but I'm rock hard right now.

    That's not a joke, guys.

  • emmalita

    Is that from the Cavill or from the pheromones and lady panties flying through the air?

  • Long_Pig_Tailor

    Yes.

  • bastich

    Muppet fetish?

  • emmalita

    Oooo. Another possible reason. We may never know. Muppet fetishists are often shunned.

  • bastich

    Yeah, all we hope for is a little tolerance and understanding.

    They!....I mean they.

  • Maguita NYC

    You of the Nateman people?

    *Lights torch.

  • emmalita

    Mmmhmmm. Be careful with those pronouns. /looks suspiciously at bastich and edges a little further away.

  • St

    He has no personality. Another Chris Pine - will star in Superman movies once in 3 years. Will get few roles after success of first Superman movie. All of them will bomb or under perform and then he will stop getting offers and will just vanish in some small budget movies no one will see...

  • Kathie Murphy

    Thanks for posting that Dustin! I never would have seen it otherwise

  • bastich

    Meh, this guy's not much to look at.

    *runs for nearest exit*

  • Mrs. Julien

    Get some glasses.

  • Maguita NYC

    Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut. uppp!

  • Fabius_Maximus

    O_o

  • Bewegung

    A voice like that deserves lines better than those from he whose name rhymes with Mayvid Tess Lawyer.

  • Holy God in heaven and his angels, that is an outrageously beautiful man.

    I got the shivers. I swear to everything. I CAN'T STAND HOW BEAUTIFUL HE IS. I WANT TO SLAP HIS BEAUTIFUL FACE.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I don't want to alarm you, Figgy, but this may well be the first time we've ever agreed on something like this. You shouldn't slap him though. It would be disrespectful and, more importantly, he would know that you hadn't been listening to the lesson, but just staring. You have been staring, we've all been staring, but you need plausible deniability.

  • I just had an entirely too creepy thought about needing to go to puppeteer school.

  • wsapnin

    I would like to RESPECT him between my sheets.

  • Afferbeck

    'It would be the right thing to do'.

    Just you try and disrepect someone now.

  • emmalita

    Don't mind me, I've got my coffee and croissant. I'm just watching the comment show.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Have you gotten to the part yet where I somewhat necessarily emphatically observe that, in my opinion, Cavill's form is aesthetically-pleasing according to universal standards of physical beauty? It's my favourite.

  • emmalita

    Yes. I liked the way you mixed it up a bit by including the bump on his nose. Good work keeping it fresh and interesting.

  • Mrs. Julien

    The bump is what saves him from being too perfect to be interesting, c.f. Matt Bomer.

  • Kris

    So, are we going to take turns now making Henry Cavill feel cared for and important? Or is this just going to be a disrespectful free for all?

  • Maguita NYC

    F*ck that shit! HENRY CAVILL, OMG HISGL NEEDS TO FILL ME WITH HIS BABIIIIIEES.

  • Mrs. Julien

    You are such a slattern.

  • Maguita NYC

    Enough with the slattern-shamer Mrs. J! Your judgmental ways are beyond passé, and could not keep me away from taking care of Henry Cavill's, OMG HISGL, physical well being and satiation.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Don't you have another actor to sexually harass? I don't ask for much. I just want to pretend claim the physical joy that is Henry Cavill. Is that so much? You're being greedy with all of your picture hoarding and drooly licentiousinessiocity, so I'm calling a slattern a slattern because a. it is in fact my favourite word and 2. it makes me think of Lydia in P&P so I have happy associations with it. It's not like I called you a faithless jade or a wanton and salacious jezebel. Actually, Mr. Julien calls me the latter of an evening. Good times. BUT I DIGRESS. I call both "dibs" and "shotgun" on Henry Cavill.

  • Maguita NYC

    What is this Ungrateful Short-Term Memory Syndrome you suffer from Mrs. J? Or is it Selective Memory Syndrome? Haven't I always shared my Cavill pictures?

    To hear you talk about this, one would think I've been locked-up in my basement looking at Cavill's pictures going "Mine! Miiiiiine! Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnne!"

    There! Here's another one from my collection that I'm sharing. Gratis.

    And FYI, you can call "dibs" and "shotgun" as much as you want, we both know us slattern girls are more popular when it comes to riding cars with boys. Yeah, go clutch your pearls, fasten your loose stays, and slouch on a fainting couch Mrs. J, this girl will definitely be riding in that boy Cavill's car. :D

  • emmalita

    That sounds like a suspiciously accurate accounting of your Friday night.

  • Maguita NYC

    Only my slatternly partner in crime would know.

  • emmalita

    Shhhhhh! Other people might want in our club.

  • Maguita NYC

    Don't worry, not many have a healthy solid hard drive such as mine ;)

  • Mrs. Julien

    I am positive that I have already conceded in this imbroglio, although photos are always welcome, even ones in which his latissimi dorsi are patently ridiculous.

  • Maguita NYC

    I cannot accept two concessions in one week Mrs J. You have conceded on the Idris Elba thread, but I cannot allow you to concede anything regarding Henry Cavill, OMG HISGL.

    How about you smack me into a dead faint and shove my slattern body into the trunk of the car, while you go "joy riding" with the Cavill.

    Here's an incentive.

  • Mrs. Julien

    [loses power of speech]

    ETA: That's a lie. He looks good but a bit too young there.

    I can't believe I just typed that.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I VOLUNTEER!

  • Sherry

    How did I not know that he was British? What cave have I been in? And is it wrong that this only adds to his appeal?

  • BWeaves

    Who said Cavill can't act? Do you know how hard it is to act against puppets? You have five or six guys at crotch level with their hands in the air watching TV screens, while you try to pretend they're not there, but the hairy Muppets are really alive.

  • bastich

    You call that "work", I call it "date night".

  • Mrs. Julien

    I feel a sudden impulse to try the veal.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I'm calling dibs on "IN THE NAME OF VOCABULARY!" as my new battle cry.

  • Maguita NYC

    While you two were fighting...
    Yep, The Cavill after I was done with it.

  • emmalita

    We call that pulling a Cindy.

  • Maguita NYC

    You're not going to forgive Cindy anytime soon, huh? :D

  • emmalita

    That hussy was poaching my birthday treats!

  • Maguita NYC

    Next time, we'll work on some secret code that would ensure you dibs on the goodies. So to speak.

  • Mrs. Julien

    emmalita, angel of upvotes

  • emmalita

    I'm thinking about slipping Dustin a $10 so that he'll post some comment bait man flesh at least twice a week. It's way better than those panel of women morning talk shows for sheer entertainment. Especially now that we're getting updates from zeke-le-cochon.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I defy you and all your works.

  • Maguita NYC

    BRING IT! The Cavill is... tied-up right now and cannot answer your calls.

  • Mrs. Julien

    emmalita, you just upvoted Henry Cavill in a hostage situation. That shit ain't right.

  • Maguita NYC

    Who do you think provided the restraints?

    MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHA.

  • Sherry

    I will fight you for that right if only because (as The Editor) it would help me immensely at work.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I called dibs, it's mine, and just to be extra certain, I'm calling shotgun as well.

  • Sherry

    Well, I triple dog dare you to...I don't know. This won't end up well for me, I think. I'm still using it. YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!

  • Mrs. Julien

    IN THE NAME OF VOCABULARY! © ™

    And I've ordered t-shirts!

    HA!

  • emmalita

    I want a t-shirt! I've got $5.

  • Sherry

    Hmm. Your ideas are intriguing to me and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    Ah, finally a personal benefit to me of you having children.

  • bastich

    mmm...hairy butter....

  • Lemon_Poundcake

    That did not put a pleasant image in my head.

  • Fruity Fonzie

    *multiple eargasms*

  • PerpetualIntern

    Dear lord he is just, I just....

  • ohwhitneykay

    I think the word we're looking for is ooooof.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I know, it's just, how can any..., I mean, he, I, guh...

  • NateMan

    My biggest takeaway from this is relief that Elmo's voice is the same. That's going to keep a lot of little kids from dealing with serious confusion.

  • BWeaves

    Now if only they could fix Kermit's voice.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Are you trying to make me cry?

  • NateMan

    Agreed, but on the other hand it's been wrong for so long that it's the right one for so many kids.

    Damn I miss Jim Henson.

  • emmalita

    You may be the only one who listened to Elmo's voice. Well, you and Dustin.

  • Mrs. Julien

    I noticed. Towards the end there.

  • Mrs. Julien

    Oh my god, he is so good-looking.

    And now, for the first time ever, I am going to take my new iPhone into a conference room so that I can watch a YouTube video at work.

    ETA: Totally worth it! Dear lord, that man, that man, and he hasn't even peaked physically yet. The hair, the voice, the physique, the jawline, the bump on the side of his nose that saves him from cloying perfection and renders him even better looking, the voice again because it bears repeating, the hands, the lovely manners and innate niceness that come through every time one sees him interviewed, the fact that he looks like he walked out a particularly wry and steamy romance novel where some gorgeous hunk of man makes dry, sardonic comments and calls the heroine "sweetheart", even though he strikes one as more of the "kindest man ever" protector-type hero and not the "reformed rakes make the best husband" type of hero that I prefer, the chest hair I can't see, but I know is lurking below the surface, the oh my God, he is so good-lookingness of it all. Jesus.

  • llp

    I.... I can't believe I missed this post. I have been working too much. He cannot be real. I can't believe I am sneak-watching a Sesame Street clip at work to meet the needs of my lions. What depths have you brought me to, Cavill?

  • Mrs. Julien

    What depth would you like to bring him to, llp?

  • llp

    James Cameron would want to make a documentary about it. That kind of depth.

  • bastich

    Are you the reason I can't find any used copies of "Immortals" online?

  • At least it's streaming on Netflix. Not gonna lie, I just re-watched that steaming pile so I could do some ogling.

  • Mrs. Julien

    It is? I haven't seen it. Mr. Julien needs a "Boys Night Out" so I can watch this.

  • Yep. It sho nuff is.

  • Sara_Tonin00

    I'm not gonna lie, I had a bit of a physical reaction when I read "hasn't even peaked physically yet."

  • So finally you can understand my heaven-rupturing lust for The Bellucci.
    ...whose house I'm still totally at.
    But yes, this is indeed a very good looking man.

  • Mrs. Julien

    And yet, in the alternate universe where I am offered a "sojourn" with either possibly the best looking man I've ever seen or Daniel Craig... It's a pretty lousy alternate universe, actually, if I still can't have both. Stupid fantasy realm.

  • Helo

    How's that working out for you?

  • S'alright you know

  • Batesian

    I need to find the spot you're hiding in. Her security keeps dragging me away.

  • PDamian

    Pssst. He's in the bushes next to the driveway, near the rear sprinkler head, nestled in the security camera's blind spot.

  • I'm nestled in something alright

  • Mrs. Julien

    Does he at least have beer?

  • He doesn't. But when zeke's low on beer he just sweats a bit and then licks that up. Doesn't work forever, but...well, long enough.
    I'm hoping to enlist some well-wishers to deliver me beer stealthily, like food to Johnny Bark.

  • Mrs. Julien

    You're with La Bellucci and you're doing your own licking? That seems a wasted opportunity to me.

  • Gotta keep that tongue sharp you know...

  • Mrs. Julien

    I'm sharp-tongu... Oh. You meant... Nevermind.

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