Gwyneth Paltrow Vigorously Shakes "Thing," Hilariously Realizes She Has No "Thing" to Shake
The latest clip from Country Strong features Gwyneth performing "Shake that Thing," and by performing, I mean: Rubbing herself up and down like a Praying Mantis in love with itself and gyrating like someone keeps telling her to put the lotion on its skin. The best part comes at 3:25 when Gwyneth turns zombie and starts awkwardly thrashing around her head. "Am I getting this right, Me Maw?"
"Sure, sweetie. Now gimme my teeth. I gotta go the Piggly Wiggly."
I cannot wait for this movie. My favorite part of the trailer is when Tim McGraw says, "The first time I heard you sing, I thought that must be what angels sound like." And then Gwyneth says, "I love that story."
Lady: That ain't a story. That's a goddamn observation.
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