God, Ellen Degeneres: What a B*tch, Right?
It made me stupid happy. It might make some of you stupid happy, as well. After all, being an asshole can be exhausting.
On the other hand, cynics among you may find it a crass ploy by Suburu to sell more cars, and to those I say: Cram it in your cram-hole.
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