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Gary Oldman's Dramatic Recounting of Snooki's Urinary Tract Infection

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | February 3, 2012 | Comments ()


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Last night on Kimmel, Gary Oldman took the stage to perform a dramatic reading of Snooki's pee problems on "Jersey Shore." It doesn't quite match the level of Go the F*ck to Sleep, as read by Sam Jackson, but there is something extraordinarily sublime about Gary Oldman saying "JWow" and "Booger" and "wiener" and "pees on herself."

Also, "Jersey Shore" is f*cking disgusting.

(Via The Wrap)




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