Gary Oldman's Dramatic Recounting of Snooki's Urinary Tract Infection
Last night on Kimmel, Gary Oldman took the stage to perform a dramatic reading of Snooki's pee problems on "Jersey Shore." It doesn't quite match the level of Go the F*ck to Sleep, as read by Sam Jackson, but there is something extraordinarily sublime about Gary Oldman saying "JWow" and "Booger" and "wiener" and "pees on herself."
Also, "Jersey Shore" is f*cking disgusting.
(Via The Wrap)