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Gary Busey Hilariously Auditions to Go to Mars, Still Terrifyingly Insane

By Dustin Rowles | Videos | April 19, 2013 | Comments ()


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On Jimmy Kimmel last night, Gary Busey showed his audition reel for Mars One, a reality show that it being planned by a non-profit organization in order to create a settlement on Mars (for real). It's basically a one-way trip to Mars, where apparently viewers at home can watch the participant expire. In space.

Good times.

Anyway, Busey's audition reel is hilarious and kooky and everything you'd expect from a Gary Busey audition reel for a one-way trip to Mars. "I don't let anything get me down," he says, "because I am positive. If you're not positive, don't go to Mars, because you'll get trapped in your own eating habits. When you find yourself eating part of your calf muscle, you should not be on Mars."

Wise. Insane. Busey.



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  • F'mal DeHyde

    I want his hat.

  • Sean Brennan

    If Gary Busy hadn't been in a few movies... would he be institutionalized by now?

  • Jo 'Mama' Besser

    Why not right the error? How long will his game hold? I'm not trying to sound contrary, but at this point, why is he famous? Is he just professional teeth?

  • JC

    Send him to Mars, he already won the competition with that video.

  • $27019454

    I have so many feelings: I want to be Gary Busey. I love Gary Busey. Gary Busey has it all over on all of us weenie dogs who are "sane." Gary Busey was in one of my top 10 movies ever Buddy Holly Story and still, this is better by far than that performance. Gary Busey acts insane because it is loads more fun that being sane or acting sane whichever man. Gary Busey makes me want to twist up a joint and shmoke that fucker and its only 944 on a work day. GaryBuseyGaryBuseyGaryBusey! If Gary Busey was a university I'd be summa cum Gary. If Gary Busey were a dessert hed be covered with nuts. If Gary Busey was a movie he'd be Mars Attacks. Gary Busey is a vinyl album copy of Exile on Main Street. Gary Busey is as Gary Busey Does.

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  • Fabius_Maximus

    "Gary Busey is a vinyl album copy of Exile on Main Street."

    Meh, those are not that hard to come by.

  • ViciousTrollop

    Does Gary Busey know we are laughing AT him? Or does he think we are laughing WITH him?

  • Rochelle

    Better question - does he care? I'm going with "no."
    (also, he makes me sad)

  • TheOriginalMRod

    Oh wow. And like we need proof that there is intelligent life on other planets, or we need to be the most intelligent? huh?

  • BWeaves

    They should send Gary to Mars, alone.

  • NateMan

    But he just got back!

  • BWeaves

    Yeah, but this time it'll be a one way trip.

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