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'Family Feud' Will See Your Donkey Punch, 'Jeopardy,' and Raise You an Inappropriate 'Schlong'

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under Videos | Comments (10)

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What is in the water on these daytime game shows of late? Last week, a guy with a much better sense of humor than should be allowed for a “Jeopardy” contestant (maybe that’s why he lost?) answered “What is a donkey punch” to the question, “A blow to the back of the neck is the punch named for this animal.”

Now comes “Family Feud,” which provided the inappropriate answer to “What might an airline pilot be holding on a long flight” all on its own. Grandma’s reaction is priceless.

Your move, “Wheel of Fortune.”

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Comments

Sure they meant airline pilot and not cruise ship captain?

TOPICAL!

Posted by: zeke the pig at January 24, 2012 9:21 AM

Heh. Cockpit.

Posted by: admin at January 24, 2012 9:30 AM

I want to know who on the production staff decided that "schlong" was the mot juste for this situation:

Let's see, we need a word for penis, but it can't be penis or anything that sounds too porny. What have we got?

he was holding his...

privates (offensive to the military)
member
manhood (that's a lot of pressure)

They lack oomph. We need something kind of jokey.

peepee (too juvenile)
brains
salami (Will people get that?)
flesh torpedo (We'd have to pay for the song rights)
Bishop's mitre (too obscure)
schlong

BINGO!

Posted by: Mrs. Julien, that's right MRS. JULIEN! at January 24, 2012 9:32 AM

*CLICK!

"Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captian speaking...

We have reached our cruising altitude of approximately 32,000 or just over 6 miles high. If you take a look out your windows, you will all see the mighty Colorado River and the majestic Grand Canyon, which is considered one of the Seven Wonders of the Natural World...

Y'know....It's moments like this that I feel you really see the beauty the world can offer. I myself have soared over the Canyon more times than I can remember, and it never gets old.... way up high...at the controls of a large...powerful...aircraft....soaring above the clouds like an eagle...or a god....its downright euphoric...

*clink clink.....zzzzzzzip!

Ah folks, it's come to my attention we are going to be approaching a....ah....warm air mass in a few moments... so I would advise that you return to your seats if you haven't already done so as we will be experiencing some slight turbulence for the next...20 minutes or so. I'll keep you posted and again we thank you for choosing Oceanic Air."

*PFFT CLICK.

Posted by: bleujayone at January 24, 2012 10:27 AM

Posted by: Mrs. Julien, that's right MRS. JULIEN! at January 24, 2012 9:32 AM

Oh, we knew it was you the moment you wrote the phrase "mot juste," Mrs. J. That's why we love you.

Posted by: RobP at January 24, 2012 10:52 AM

Ahh, BlueJayone, I see what you did there! Oceanic Air, my favorite fictional movie airline.

Posted by: TheBlackMenace at January 24, 2012 11:44 AM

Mot juste.

I learned something.

Posted by: ZombieMedic at January 24, 2012 1:10 PM

I learned something also. AND I HATE LEARNING THINGS.

dammit

Posted by: Barry at January 24, 2012 1:27 PM

answered “What is a donkey punch” to the question, “A blow to the back of the neck is the punch named for this animal.”

I don't get it.

I mean, I get that a donkey punch is dirty, but what is the correct answer? er, question?

Posted by: marya at January 24, 2012 4:53 PM

I mean, I get that a donkey punch is dirty, but what is the correct answer? er, question?

Posted by: marya at January 24, 2012 4:53 PM

What is a rabbit punch?

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 24, 2012 8:28 PM