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Do What This Man Says

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I was working on a long, thoughtful piece filled with insightful observations and crackling comedy. Then Prince snapped off on Kim Kardashian and all that thoughtful shit had to go.

YOU DON’T DEFY HIS ROYAL BADNESS.

Really. He’s Prince. There’s like seven people on Earth who can defy Prince with impunity and the only one who hasn’t killed at least a dozen people is Bishnu Shrestha, and he single-handedly held off 40 would-be rapists with a machete.

Prince calls you up on stage and tells you to shake your ass, YOU SHAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I shouldn’t have to tell y’all that. What the hell are kids learning in these public schools?

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Comments

She deserved it

Posted by: badhorse666 at February 8, 2011 8:01 PM

Totally. First girl was rockin' out. Her? Not so much.

Posted by: Anne (in Reno) at February 8, 2011 8:06 PM

Prince may not dance with me, but I'd dance my ass off that stage if given the chance.

Is it wrong that I was really hoping he'd literally kick her back into that crowd?

Posted by: RobP at February 8, 2011 8:07 PM

My joy. It is endless.

Posted by: TK at February 8, 2011 8:11 PM

Is it bad that after reading the title of that video, I thought that Prince was about to LITERALLY kick her off the stage?

A man can dream.....

Posted by: Slizbomb at February 8, 2011 8:18 PM

Fuck that vapid waste of oxygen brainless twat famous only for the size of her butt cheeks and her performance in a porn. Fuck her. Right in the ear. Forget Lindsey Lohan and her pathetic self, THIS idiot is what's wrong with everything.

And good for Prince. I only wish she had the sense to be embarrassed, because I promise you she doesn't. She's a void. A cipher. I hope she keeps jacking with her face so she looks like that cat lady Joyce Wildenstein before she's even 30.

Posted by: Snuggiepants at February 8, 2011 8:19 PM

Here's how I know you're right. Prince says, "Oooooh, New York! Say it!"

And ten thousand people sing, "Ooooooh, New York!"

Even I sang it and it's just a video.

Words of wisdom. You do not defy Prince.

Posted by: superasente at February 8, 2011 8:24 PM

Her sister Khloe' would have done it. She seems to be the fun one.

Posted by: donna at February 8, 2011 8:34 PM

Firstly, let me just say.... I heart the hell outta me some Prince, OK!?!?!?!? (Seen him 5 times in concert and it was worth every single $ EVERY time).

Now, let us ponder on this... how is a 50 something year old man who has had 2 hip replacements, out moving a 20 something year old woman??? I could say it was because her dress was too tight.. but that ain't it....Nope... plastic is stiff, bottom line. I mean really, how many positions does Barbie have???.. Three???... she should of at least busted out the robot, the running man, the roger rabbit... something...(shakes head in disgust)

Secondly, I want to stab that heffa right in one of her inflated body parts for that fakeass "I am so embarrassed" bullshit. Prince wouldn't even have to say nothing to me... I woulda shook my 40 something tailfeather... Although, they probably would call security as I tried to stage fornicate with the little purple one... makes some caramel colored babies.


(back to lurking)

Posted by: NGG at February 8, 2011 9:05 PM

Don't lurk too much, NGG, I like the cut of your jib.

Seriously, who gets up on stage with that funky little man and just STANDS there?!?

Posted by: MelBivDevoe at February 8, 2011 9:29 PM

For all of us who have been to one of his shows and YEARNED to be called up there to get funky with his Purpleness, I shake my head with disgust.

Posted by: Jami at February 8, 2011 9:46 PM

y'know, I've pretty much despised Prince since I first heard him (and of) him in my early, hard-rock loving white-boy 20's, a few decades ago.

After seeing that vid, I love this man and will never think or speak disparagingly of him again.

"Welcome to America" -- yeeaahh...

Welcome to public humiliation when you're trying to look pretty on the same stage as someone they ACTUALLY CAME TO SEE, ya fuckin' FAME-WHORE!

Fucking Kardashians, more disgusting than their father who used money and influence to get Simpson acquitted for double-murder.

Nice legacy, douchebags

Posted by: another disgusted human at February 8, 2011 9:49 PM

Hate to burst everyone's hate bubble, but he pulled her back on-stage two hours later.
Sometimes, silly girls get nervous.
http://www.popeater.com/2011/02/08/kim-kardashian-prince-concert/

Posted by: Rykker at February 8, 2011 10:22 PM

Damn it, just when I was hoping for abject humiliation of the biggest famewhore from among a blended/extended family of famewhores, Prince has an attack of conscience and allows the heifer to redeem herself.

I was almost to the point of changing my mind about what a waste today was. Damn you, Mr. Nelson. If I didn't already own every record (vinyl, CD and digital-only downloads) you've put out, I swear I'd never buy a single one of your records ever.

Posted by: Jerry at February 9, 2011 12:36 AM

Let me see ... category: "Families I Want Exterminated" ...

::adds a name to the list::

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 9, 2011 4:20 AM

Wow, she's even more useless than I thought.

Posted by: sars at February 9, 2011 8:54 AM

Ouch, The Wanderer, that's really harsh. Rykker was just presenting all the facts, no need to take out his entire family for that. Just shoot the messenger.

/rimshot

Posted by: RobP at February 9, 2011 10:01 AM

Forget Kardashian. That bald chick might be the coolest person on the stage, no disrespect to his Royal Purpleness. Sorry for my ignorance, if she is a regular in his touring group, as I have not kept up with Prince much since he was feuding with Morris Day back in the Purple Rain days.

Posted by: toddler dad at February 9, 2011 10:53 AM

RobP, ho ho.

::evil grin::

Posted by: The Wanderer at February 9, 2011 1:11 PM

superasente, I thought I was the only one who shouted "Oooooh, New York" at my laptop screen. Prince says, I do.

Posted by: Carlos at February 9, 2011 2:07 PM

Delurking to say that I despise that little porn star even more than I did before. :: I nearly lost my shit when I saw his Purple Majesty in concert (front row!) years ago. :: I would've given anything to have been pulled onstage! :: And she just stood there? :: Ugh. :: I did get to go into his VIP room at the after party, but it's not quite the same.

By the by, he's a very petite, beautiful, sexy little musical genius in person. :: Did I mention he's tiny? :: With awesome shoes. :: And very burly bodyguards. :: And yeah, single spaces after periods weird me out.

/delurk

Posted by: SnowDayBatches!!! at February 9, 2011 2:10 PM

She shoulda asked somebody.

Posted by: greer at February 9, 2011 6:06 PM

What you all said. I have nothing pithy to add, I just wanted to add comment numbers in support of any anti-Kardasian posts.

Posted by: JuiceinLA at February 9, 2011 7:40 PM

oh, I knew it was too good to be true. His Royal Badness Prince may be one of the greatest & coolest musicians in the world, but i swear his "mafia don-business" approach is a slap in the face to his fans. We can't even watch a damn 2 minute video here of his latest concert tour without his evil flying NPG monkeys swooping down with their greedy hands, taking even this tiny crumb away. what the hell gives? it's 2011. isn't he rich enough? old enough? Prince, if your monkeys are reading this... PARANOID MUCH? i mean, come on - refusing to have any of your music videos played on YouTube, etc. without your permission, when LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE in the music business has no problem with it? this is why i'm not such a big fan of yours anymore. to hell with your official fan club. u won't suck another dime out of my pocket until u start playing fair.

Posted by: Brian K. at February 9, 2011 7:54 PM

I'm with Brian. I love me some Prince, but the NPG done pulled all those clips everywhere. Fuck that, and fuck Prince.

Posted by: Brenton at February 9, 2011 10:43 PM

Posted by: Brenton at February 9, 2011 10:46 PM