Andy Dwyer's Musical Ode to the Greatness of Jean Claude Van Damme Will Leave You in Tears
This is a deleted scene from this Thursday’s episode of Parks and Recreation directed by Adam Scott. In it, Chris Pratt’s Andy Dwyer sings to children. The song he sings is called, “This is a Story about Sudden Death by Jean Claude Van Damme.” It’s about patriotism. And terrorism. And hockey. And I won’t lie. It made me cry a little (granted, I wept blood, but still).
Grab a box of tissue. And some bandages.
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