Alison Brie's First Sex Scene Was a Mountain of Gross

Most of us here know Alison Brie’s history as what Chelsea Handler calls “a pretty dirty birdy.” So it’s funny that, as Handler points out on Chlesea Lately last night, Brie tends to play only very chaste characters.

Here’s Brie talking about her first and only sex scene. Warning: it may put you off of sex for a good long while.

Just kidding. Alison Brie talking about severed penises and demon fetuses is hotter than most people talking about regular sex.

Vivian Kane went to the same crazy art school as Alison Brie, but managed to spend a lot less time publicly naked and banging gay guys. She’s obviously doing it wrong.