Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Kristy Puchko | Twitter | June 21, 2016
Our Tangerine Nightmare, Donald Trump, is running out of campaign money fast. A dismal fundraising month led to panicked calls for donations and this glorious headline from HuffPo:
When Twitter caught word of Anthropomorphic Cheeto’s “unbelievably paltry” political coffers, there was much revelry in the delicious, delicious irony.
#TrumpSoPoor he's asking for a refund on his mail order bride pic.twitter.com/hmoZI0Prxn
— Shaun G (@ShaunGrebes) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor his next trophy wife will be from Mexico.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor he is going to have to start eating his words to live
— DishevldPeasant (@DishevldPeasant) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor he needs to get the sports almanac out of the safe again. #BiffDrumpf
— DoubleMe (@doublemeband) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor he can no longer afford to pay the legal fees for all those people he encouraged to assault others.
— Gord Macey (@GordMacey) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor he has start doing his hair like the millennials….. pic.twitter.com/Om5mI0CO4j
— Mike Riley (@OCmike714) June 21, 2016
The Republican party rn #TrumpSoPoor pic.twitter.com/jN4WSnGc4N
— eric (@bigbrothernyc) June 21, 2016
#trumpsopoor he sent Chris Christie to fetch him some McDonalds because he "forgot his wallet."
— Jay Bush (@tnjaybush) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor
— Rodney Anonymous (@RodneyAnon) June 21, 2016
He had to tell his followers "We can either be racists or xenophobic, but we can no longer afford to be both."
#TrumpSoPoor he's got the "family values" of a hillbilly. pic.twitter.com/vr7SwxKFPU
— Eric Wolfson (@EricWolfson) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor his makeup is now just Doritos cheese dust.
— That Fox (@LindSANS) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor he's building the wall himself now. pic.twitter.com/kGrqtlZaeg https://t.co/e7FcOt2PFw
— Mr. Chris (@1MrChris) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor he asking .@BernieSanders about that "free stuff" he's always talking about
— #OurRevolution (@heykerrieannn) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor He needs a little handout. pic.twitter.com/yqXwtWIv32
— jw (@joelwg) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor he has listed @GovChristie on @eBay. pic.twitter.com/7pXMDTO0dh
— Scott Wooledge (@Clarknt67) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor He can't even afford to have his taxes done.
— Jeff Gauvin (@JeffersonObama) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor his father actually asked him to change last name to Snow!
— Mia Marie Macy (@Miamariemacy) June 21, 2016
Hearing this #TrumpSoPoor news got me like pic.twitter.com/HeEtlTxpRW
— F'n Mat (@Fn_Mat) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor that he has started discriminating against himself
— (((Mark Campbell))) (@MrWordsWorth) June 21, 2016
Kristy Puchko savors that schadenfreude.
