Our Tangerine Nightmare, Donald Trump, is running out of campaign money fast. A dismal fundraising month led to panicked calls for donations and this glorious headline from HuffPo:
When Twitter caught word of Anthropomorphic Cheeto’s “unbelievably paltry” political coffers, there was much revelry in the delicious, delicious irony.
#TrumpSoPoor his next trophy wife will be from Mexico.— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor he is going to have to start eating his words to live— DishevldPeasant (@DishevldPeasant) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor he can no longer afford to pay the legal fees for all those people he encouraged to assault others.— Gord Macey (@GordMacey) June 21, 2016
#trumpsopoor he sent Chris Christie to fetch him some McDonalds because he "forgot his wallet."— Jay Bush (@tnjaybush) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor— Rodney Anonymous (@RodneyAnon) June 21, 2016
He had to tell his followers "We can either be racists or xenophobic, but we can no longer afford to be both."
#TrumpSoPoor his makeup is now just Doritos cheese dust.— That Fox (@LindSANS) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor He can't even afford to have his taxes done.— Jeff Gauvin (@JeffersonObama) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor his father actually asked him to change last name to Snow!— Mia Marie Macy (@Miamariemacy) June 21, 2016
#TrumpSoPoor that he has started discriminating against himself— (((Mark Campbell))) (@MrWordsWorth) June 21, 2016
Kristy Puchko savors that schadenfreude.