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Translating the All-Powerful Magic of Ben Affleck's Daredevil On To the Small Screen

By Dustin Rowles | Posted Under TV Reviews | Comments (42)



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Stop it. Just stop it. You cannot honestly tell yourself, “Oh, it wasn’t that bad.” Because 1) it not only was, it was worse. And 2) how starved for comic-book entertainment must you be to delude yourself into thinking that? If you really need to scratch that itch, find “The Misfits” or check out one of the many animated superhero movies that TK goes apeshit over.

“The Cape” is not the answer. “The Cape” is a pile of shit so deep that it would take an excavator and a half ton of explosives to dig yourself out of it. It is the closest thing you can find on television in 2011 to the old Adam West “Batman” series, but I doubt that “The Cape” had half the budget of that show. It’s like something Tim Burton would create if he were given a $60 budget and brain damage. A skilled director could do a lot with a little, but NBC clearly has no interest in skilled television directors. The disjointed tone is like some half-dead television executives idea of campy, and the writing is something akin to masked Hallmark card throwing up in your lap. The goddamn show can’t even properly make fun of itself, though it certainly makes the occasional effort. I’d call it a massive waste of talent, too, but let’s be honest, besides Richard Schiff’s appearance in Part II, there wasn’t a lot of talent to be wasted. There’s a reason that Summer Glau has mostly been relegated to quiet roles in her geek-show past: the more she talks, the more you cringe. And the lead guy, David Lyons, might want to work on his American accent, unless Christian Bale’s Batman voice crossed with a drunk Mel Gibson is what he was going for.

Look, I had modest expectations going in. I’d seen the adverts, and the ridiculous premise notwithstanding, I thought there was potential for a reasonably compelling origins story and an engrossing overall conspiracy arc. What I wasn’t expecting was for NBC to give us Daredevil minus the blindness, plus a cape. A cape? That’s his fucking superpower? And the best he can do is use it like a glorified Wacky WallWalker? He tosses people around with his cape. And I don’t care how many nods The Cape makes to the absurdity of his superhero name, it doesn’t negate the absurdity.

David Lyons plays Vincent Farady, a good cop in a city so full of corrupt ones that the city has been taken over by a corporate police force, of which the show’s super villian, Peter Fleming (alter ego: Chess) is the head. Chess has an eye toward expanding his private police force beyond the city limits, and to do that, he has to strike fear into the citizenry. Farady, with the assistance of the mysterious blogger (oh), Orwell (Summer Glau), gets in Fleming’s way. Flemming frames Farady for the murder of the new police chief and leaves Farady presumed dead, with his adoring son and his wife left to pick up the pieces. Farady goes underground and, get this, learns to become a superhero from a cadre of circus freaks led by the illusionist, Max Malini (Keith David, gnawing the hell out of scenery). He’s taught to hypnotize from a master hypnotist and trained to fight from a midget. Obviously. He takes on The Cape personae because it’s his kid’s favorite comic book and, ummm, there must have been a surplus of spider silk lying around?

I’ll give “The Cape” this much credit, at least: the premise is not the worst thing about it. In fact, if you don’t care about acting, writing, directing, characters, or special effects, you might actually find something redeeming about the show. I’m sure the catering is wonderful, even if the show’s cheese is rank and moldy from the get go.









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Comments

Aww. I was honestly looking forward to watching this when I got home tonight. Sigh.

On another note: where has Seth gone? Isn't this more his province? I haven't seen a TV Whore review in months.

Posted by: Mike D at January 10, 2011 2:09 PM

When I was 3, my superpower was my pink blankie. It was pink and had this really silky binding that was probably rayon, but it felt really good to touch while I was sucking my thumb. One day, I noticed that my blankie was getting smaller. Mommy told me that the blankie was the same size, I was just getting bigger. I got really suspicious the morning I woke up and it was one foot on a side and TRIANGULAR. It disappeared the next night completely. Mommie had been sneaking it away when I was asleep and cutting it in half and resewing the silky binding back on the raw edge. I no longer have my super power. I'm old. I'm not even moist anymore. TMI?

Posted by: BWeaves at January 10, 2011 2:14 PM

Me too. My Mom told me that James Frain was gonna be in it, so I figured, "Now I AM going to watch it."

Buuut...this makes me sad.

Posted by: Candee at January 10, 2011 2:18 PM

I suspected that I would be better off playing Arkham Asylum and using Batman's cape to glide vast distances over and over with no particular destination in mind than I would be watching this. I wasn't even going to give the show a chance to confirm it. This review notwithstanding, I think it was that "Ooh ooh la la" song on the advertisements that clinched it.

Dustin, between this and Country Strong, that's two especially scathing write-ups this morning. Go watch something good before you sink into snarky despair.

Posted by: DarthCorleone at January 10, 2011 2:20 PM

KEITH DAVID, though. Keith David = star spangled awesome, dangit.

OK, yeah, it looked horrible from the ads. Was never going to watch it anyway. And Summer Glau is a BLOGGER? NAMED ORWELL?

Oy. Just oy.

Posted by: MM at January 10, 2011 2:21 PM

Aw Dustin... Yea I guess you're right.

Though, to be honest, I blame you (Pajiba). Because I absolutely would not have given it a second thought, nor would i have sat on the couch for two hours watching this thinking, "...really?!" if it weren't for the fact that you kept talking about it.

I do love me some Toby though.

Posted by: denesteak at January 10, 2011 2:27 PM

I've been telling everyone this show will suck all the testicles, but does anyone listen to Kballs? Nooo-oooo.

Capes are now passe jokes to the modern superhero (see: The Incredibles), and this shit gets a show? The networks never cease to amaze me.

Posted by: Kballs at January 10, 2011 2:28 PM

BWeaves, that makes me a little bit sad. I have heard of trimming pacifiers to make them unpalatable, but cutting up your blankie...

Posted by: llp at January 10, 2011 2:29 PM

-BWeaves

So let me understand this; your mother thought that lying to her 3 year-old child and systematically burglarizing and repeatedly vandalizing the security blanket was somehow better than say letting you grow out of it? Yeah, I might have been a little more understanding if you were in your teens, but this seems a bit extreme. Good thing it wasn't a teddy bear or it might have been ghoulish. I think my next superpower would have been to kick Mommy in the shin.

Did she amputate your thumb so you wouldn't suck it too? And I'm not sure I want to ask what tactic she employed to keep you from touching yourself.

Posted by: bleujayone at January 10, 2011 2:32 PM

It's good to name a villain based on how many puns he can make with his namesake.
Checkmate, Cape! Once you're in the Deep Blue, they'll be searching for you like Bobby Fischer. Tonight you sleep with the prawns, or should I say PAWNS? Good-KNIGHT! (did you see what I did there?)

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 10, 2011 2:32 PM

Do ya ever wonder how craptastically bad the shows that DONT get made must be if crap like this gets the green light?

Posted by: logan at January 10, 2011 2:33 PM

Since Summer Glau is the extremely beautiful kiss of death for genre shows, I knew this thing wasn't meant to last. Then NBC bombarded me with ads that made me think "It may not be so bad."

Good thing I missed it.

This show might have been better served getting a run over on SyFy as opposed to NBC proper. Lower expectations, less demand for success and a chance to find an audience.

Posted by: Fredo at January 10, 2011 2:33 PM

I ended up watching it because VdW at AVclub had said it was shittastic enough that they were going to be covering it on a weekly basis, just so they could eviscerate it. It was just as awful as the commercials indicated but the scathing recaps have been worth it.

Posted by: Porkchop Express at January 10, 2011 2:35 PM

I know you didn't just dis Keith David. I know this because if you had dissed Keith David, I'd have to break you into small pieces and feed you to the rat people who live in the subway.

Posted by: Tracer Bullet at January 10, 2011 2:35 PM

CRAAAAAAP. I just made plans to watch this with a friend tonight.

There goes my Monday. Thanks for posting this before I made my plans. WHY AREN'T YOU CLAIRVOYANT??

Posted by: Jelinas at January 10, 2011 2:40 PM

How it could have been (very) good/What I was hoping for:
Use the vagueness of "The Cape" as an allegory for all superhero-based media and, having a guy with no actual powers as the hero, relate the lives of "super" people to the human experience as a whole (yeah, Watchmen did it, but that's no excuse not to make something meaningful). The name would have been left generic for a decent reason rather than just out of a lack of ideas. They could have pulled some really great stuff out of a premise like that, given enough genre-awareness and self-awareness (if I knew what, specifically, I'd be a TV writer, but I can at least see the potential in that).

How it could have been not-a-complete-disaster:
All-out campy humor series... or even an all-out satirical humor series. The point is that they wouldn't play it straight.

What it actually is/What I was totally expecting:
Disjointed confusion that takes its premise far too seriously while still trying too hard to be campy.

Network television disappoints us again. Anyone surprised?

Posted by: DrH at January 10, 2011 2:45 PM

Oh, it wasn’t that bad

Posted by: Yesplease at January 10, 2011 2:49 PM

There’s a reason that Summer Glau has mostly been relegated to quiet roles in her geek-show past: The more she talks, the more you cringe.

THANK.

YOU.

SWEET.

JESUS. ROWLES.

Posted by: duckandcover at January 10, 2011 2:49 PM

The AV Club is going to be critiquing it every week? Well, at least there's some entertainment to be had.

Ultimately, I think the problem with this show started at inception (but not Inception). It struck me that the creators spent so much time behind the scenes figuring out how to make their character super powered, in this non-super world, that they forgot to tell an interesting story.

James Frain is definitely wasted on this, as is Keith David (who's the kind of actor they'd need to pull off the hero, really). I saw an interview with Frain on G4 last week and he mentioned that at least one of the creators had some of these ideas when he was a child. As adorable as that is, it definitely illustrates the 10 year old mentality at play here.

Posted by: RobP at January 10, 2011 2:50 PM

As adorable as that is, it definitely illustrates the 10 year old mentality at play here.

Seems like they're playing up these oddly anachronistic archetypes. The whole series resembled something they snatched up from Detective Comics and threw into a modern world.

I remember the first preview, that roped me in for about a minute before the whole collapsed under the immaturity of the plot/characters. It's like they took all the charm and vibrance out of Dick Tracy and put frowny faces all over the place.

Would we feel totally different about this show if it took place in the 30's? There's clearly a place on television for a good superhero tale, but you can't take that much hokey, mix it with grim, and make it modern.

Posted by: D-Day at January 10, 2011 3:18 PM

Keith David and James Frain were good but it didn't matter. Sadly, this review is quite accurate.

Posted by: Cindy at January 10, 2011 3:32 PM

I seriously hope this leads to more clothing-powered heroes.

The Shoelace! The Buckle! And the most versatile of them all . . . THE HOODIE!

Posted by: Lauren at January 10, 2011 3:39 PM

There were circus folk, right?

And there's a superhero with a cape, right?

So, where were the nipples on the costume?

Look, not-quite-heck-spawned can have his magical cape as the punisher of all things Gotham-y family killing if there are nips on the costume. They missed the thing that made that other franchise work.

Oh, wait. Nevermind.

Posted by: BierceAmbrose at January 10, 2011 3:43 PM

And he got the cape in a Princess Bride scenario?
"Where did you get that?"
"At Miracle Max's. It fit so nice, he said I could keep it."

Posted by: Optimus Rhyme at January 10, 2011 4:01 PM

Looked ridiculous from the first ad. Who from the network approved these ad shots? How do you sell a show with a caped man, hooded as the main image people see?

Then someone told me Glau was in it (which they did a damn good job hiding), which from my experience with Firefly and Sarah Connor Chronicles made me rethink for a minute but I saw the ad again and hell no. . . .

The header says it all. The art director or whoever picked the shot should be shit canned - whether the show was good or not.

Posted by: TVConnoisseur at January 10, 2011 4:14 PM

I think I made it 10 minutes in. I would have made it zero minutes in, but Mr. Julien does love him some superhero stories. He was still angry about it this morning. Apparently, Michael Chabon should be suing the producers.

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 10, 2011 4:44 PM

hey Tim Burton already has brain damage, it's from the toxoplasmosis he got from helena bonham carter and her cats. She doesn't have cats you say? You just can't see them cause they are living inside her skull.

Posted by: rio at January 10, 2011 6:19 PM

Well, the Mercedes driven by "Orwell" was fucking cool.

That's all I got.

Posted by: Uriah Creep at January 10, 2011 9:48 PM

Rowles, you are on a roll, sir. And I love it.

Posted by: Lennon at January 11, 2011 12:22 AM

Dear God, I just had to watch the first two hours of this show in its entirety. I could barely contain my vitriol.

"Oh, because that explosion wouldn't have killed him at all."
"What's with this kid? Why is he still playing that Señor Autismo character from 'Flash Forward'? Didn't anyone tell him that this is a different show?"
"Because the best way to keep a low profile is to drive an SLS Gullwing and wear ho-boots."
"Yeah, start your training with real knives. There's no way that could possibly go wrong."
"I bet the reason Richard Schiff hasn't tasted his poisoned chicken yet is that he was taking pictures of his meal to post to Facebook later."
"He didn't kill the assassin?? He should've made him eat his own poisoned chicken!!"

Thank you, Pajiba, for letting me vent. This might be the only way I'll be able to survive having to watch this show until it dies.

My friend liked it, people. She liked it. I might have to watch the show again. *sigh*

Posted by: Jelinas at January 11, 2011 1:35 AM

Nothing pegs my giggle meter like a scathing Rowles review-and that was a damn fine one. Too bad Keith David is involved, but hey-dude's gotta eat, right?

But who knows, this turdball may be a success. There are a helluva lot of idiots out there after all. Case in point; I was picking up some groceries tonight, and the checkout female and her co-worker were talking about Little Fockers. Co-worker had just seen it, and was gushing about how much she liked it. She was assuring checkout female that it was as good as the first two, and worth the ten bucks. Christ, it makes you despair.

There's a lot more of them than there are of us, my friends. Never forget that...

Posted by: Mark M at January 11, 2011 3:56 AM

Well thanks Dustin. Now those bits on my TiVo will just sit there and rot. Thanks a lot.

Maybe I can just hit play and walk out of the room to voice my support for Keith David, who is THE man, hands down.

Sigh. I even have a free pass on lusting after Summer from Mrs. Frob because "at least you like someone with a natural bust line". Now I can't even use that.

-Frob

Posted by: frobme at January 11, 2011 5:06 AM

Aha. Ahah. AhaHAHAHAH!
That'll teach me to read Pajiba at work. When will I ever learn?

Posted by: cinekat at January 11, 2011 6:47 AM

Is it just me or did Jelinas just audition to do a real time review?

Posted by: Mrs. Julien at January 11, 2011 11:42 AM

It's official.

I'm the only person in the Pajibaverse that liked this. Er, or...didn't HATE it.

Ahem...

Posted by: Green Lantern at January 11, 2011 2:52 PM

i'm not hating it. comic book heroes and their origins are Usually Absurd Anyway.

and at least they're trying. it isn't balls out bad, like say, what Heroes became after the writer's strike.

and Everyone MUST Admit that keith david is kicking your asses. he can't help it.

Posted by: gp at January 11, 2011 2:56 PM

and at least they're trying. it isn't balls out bad, like say, what Heroes became after the writer's strike.

Heroes got bad? Really? I kept watching after the 1st season, but that was around the same time that I was kicked in the head by a horse*, so I don't know if I watched do to the brain damage or the coma.

*I haven't actually been kicked in the head by a horse . Lately

Posted by: Xtreme at January 11, 2011 4:40 PM

Good God, Mrs. Julien, I actually had to edit that list down because I didn't want to leave a mile-long comment.

I would totally do recaps if anyone cared about what happened on "The Cape" every week. But no one (except maybe Green Lantern) cares, so I will have to suffer in silence.

And, geeps, I have to admit that Keith David was responsible for my only laugh that night. God bless you, Keith David.

Posted by: Jelinas at January 11, 2011 7:30 PM

I'm sure the geek community will heartily embrace The Cape. Because if there's one thing Geeks are all about it's embracing new Superheroes. Especially those that don't even live in the same universe as Wolverine. They LOVE that!

But seriously, this show shines balls.

Posted by: steve b. at January 11, 2011 10:09 PM

Oh, I'm going to stick around and at least give it a couple more weeks. I mean, at least it's an actual show about super heroes vs. super villains, and not average bloke gets super powers like Heroes and No Ordinary Family. The premier wasn't the worst thing ever, and I definitely appreciate the amount of ideas and world building that went on. If the lead had any charisma whatsoever, it might have even been enjoyable.

But, it does have promise, which isn't something to be taken lightly.

Posted by: RobP at January 12, 2011 11:25 AM

First 15 minutes was ok (generic hero stuff), then at the 15 minute mark the circus hit, and I fell out of my chair laughing, really? But hey, laughing is a good thing so I kept watching (well sort of, was reimaging 10 pcs for work to Windows 7) and then at the 37 minute mark, something "happens" to Keith David, he was the only thing that was keeping me watching, and that was it. Deleted episode 01 and 02 (unwatched) from my hard drive. Total crap.

Posted by: TrickyHD at January 12, 2011 6:06 PM

Haha, damn, guess Keith David doesn't die after all...ok watching again...they totally fooled me, so will keep watching just for that reason, hahahahaha...they really fooled me.

Posted by: TrickyHD at January 12, 2011 6:08 PM